Crazy Fun Story Chain Game

[AuthorsDread]

Yes! I'm back again with another fun game! This one is the Story Chain Game.
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As the title states, the first player posts an opening sentence to start a story. Each reply continues the story with a new sentence. Players aim to create an entertaining and cohesive narrative through teamwork. Get creative, introduce twists and turns.

The story can go in any direction - humour, drama, fantasy. Follow the opening genre/tone unless you can seamlessly pivot. Build on what came before.

No sentence limits, but keep them reasonably short. Don't end the story prematurely. Let it develop over several replies if possible.

Give +Rep to good sentences that improve the story. Discredit off-topic or inappropriate sentences.

The last person to post a sentence until the thread goes cold, ultimately wins.

Let your imagination run wild! Create something fun as a community.

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

In a abandoned dark damp room, covered in trash there lays a dead little baby.

 

[AuthorsDread]

The air was still.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Envy inspected the baby to find it was made of porcelain.

 

[Deleted member 113259]

The porcelain baby fist bumped Cthulu.

 

[Rhaps]

Cthulu then dodge with a dab.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

He was not paying attention to his surroundings, so unfortunately his dab hit a lamp and knocked it over.

 

[KrakenRiderEmma]

The porcelain baby opened its mouth, yawning as wide as the maw of a wood-chipper, and inhaled the lamp before it could hit the filthy floor.

 

[georgelee5786]

The porcelain baby soon realized its digestive system was not powerful enough to digest lamp

 

[AliceShiki]

Envy came to the rescue, bring Kirby to the scene to suck on the lamp stuck inside the baby~

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

while the baby was in kirbys stomach all the filth was removed. Spitted out revealed a pristine porcelain baby doll.
Cthulhu, Kirby and Evny and all the creatures in the room marveled of the baby’s lifelike features. You couldn’t tell it was made out of porcelain unless you touched the baby.

 

[AuthorsDread]

While marvelling at the baby's features, the trio noticed a slanted crack across its tiny left arm, and it was slowly getting worse.

 

[dummycake]

With everyone quiet, you could hear someone inside the cracks saying:

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

"Wahahaha! The seal has been broken!!! I AM FREE AT LAST!!!!"

 

[Chrono157]

With those words, Pepsiman bursts out from the cracks, and a minute later, the Kool-Aid crashes through the wall yelling "Oh Yeah!".

 

[AliceShiki]

[Insert Pepsiman theme song here]

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

 

[SomethingStuffHappend]

Meanwhile in Coca Cola hq
*Frequency transmission vitals machine*
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
“Call the ceo!”
On it”

“Sir Pepsiman man has been released from the seal”

…

 

[dummycake]

"We have to use Him..."
"What?! No! He's still a prototype"
"We have no choice! Send Him now, and eliminate Pepsiman!"

 

[AuthorsDread]

"Huh!? What is going on here?"
Back in the abandoned room, Cthulhu, Kirby and Envy were surprised by what came out of the porcelain baby a...Pepsiman? Taking a step back to assess the situation, they...