You finally found civilization.
There's a gate in front of you, with guards checking everyone for their identification.
If you don't have one, you need to pay three silver coins.
You don't have one.
And no coins.
You look at your inventory and start to come up with a plan.
First, you will...
Say that it is "Time to rock!"
Dun! *red lights appear* Dun! *blue lights appear* Duuuuun! *white lights appear*
All lights illuminate your surroundings and spotlight you, the sunny blue sky in that specific the area turning suddenly dark for scenic and comedy reasons.
Suddenly, because you live in a cartoon and your inventory is your bottomless pockets, which rival Mary Poppin's suitcase even on a bad day, you whip out a microphone and a fully constructed concert stage.
To avoid smushing people with said concert stage, you knock them off their feet. Literally knock them off their feet. With a screamo "Are you ready?!" you leap onto the stage.
As you sing rock songs about your mom's absolutely delicious curry with home-made garlic naan bread and golden potatoes, everyone starts waving back and forth, holding out their hands to the "~I held out my hands for heaven, and that she-devil ripped off a chunk of paradise to GNASH! MY! TEETH! IntoOOooOOOOO...~ bowls of that knees-weakening good curry magically appeared in everybody's hand (with the magical creation of food delayed for
@AliceShiki 's character, until her flashback passes. and she can hold onto the food without spilling it).
In the chaos of everyone crying tears of happiness into their mouth-wateringly delicious (and hyper-nutritious!*announcer voice that is actually truthful statement for once*) curry, you sneak into the city.
The guards are none the wiser, and all the more befuddled.
, again"
