Funny Misheard lyrics

[Deleted member 139452]

Have you ever misheard a song's lyrics and went complete off rail from the song's actual lyrics?
There was one song where @uniphor kept singing the song's lyrics which were supposed to go "There is a piiiiiiink castle"
As "There is a biiiiiig asshole"

 

[Kalliel]

There's this amazing song I've been listening to for a long time already.
And there's a part where she sings ''Cause I'm your whole''. But I've always heard 'whole' as 'hoe', cause I was a tiny brain guy from a non English speaking country.
One time I discovered what 'hoe' might mean, and I've been haunted ever since.
It's better now, but occasionally I still get throw off by it.

 

[Sola-sama]