If You Have Pet Snail, What Would You Name It?

[owotrucked]

Why didn't I think of that?

We needed to connect our single braincell together to reach new horizons

 

[J_Chemist]

Patrick.

 

[TheMonotonePuppet]

NaCl

I want this one the most.

 

[georgelee5786]

Bif

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I found a large snail crawling up my window this morning. At first, I was going to crush the darn thing or toss it out, but then just ignore it. It is still slugging about.
What should I name it?

You could name it Little Dread

 

[AuthorsDread]

You could name it Little Dread

I've never thought of that, FANTASTIC! Little Dread can enjoy the time it has left slithering on my wall.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

Just kidding. I thought it would be funny. I actually don't know what I would name a snail if I caught one.
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