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I am sorry Jon.
What‘s wrong Garfield?
Well… The lasagna you just made for your romantic date night, I ate it.
Well, don’t you worry Garfield, I figured you would do that so I prepared a back up dish.
I am sorry Jon.
It is no problamo, Garfield, I forgive you for the lasagna.
I am sorry Jon. My claws have ruined your sofa and curtains.
What do you mean Garfield?
I felt a primal rage fill my heart and soul. Something need-
ed to die, and those two were the first things I saw. .
By god Garfield! Help me move those to the closet, I
can’t have my date thinking I am a slob.
I am sorry Jon.
There is no time to be sorry Garfield, she will be here in,
TEN MINITS! There is no time!
I am sorry Jon. There is no closet, no shed, no time. Those
are gone now. .
What do you mean?
Those were the fourth, fifth, and sixth things that I saw in my
rage. They are gone now sliced into a million trillion pieces .
What was the third Garfield?
I am sorry Jon. Odie has met his end to my ever sharp claws.
His blood and viscera filled my stomach with pleasure. I am sorry.
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I am sorry Jon.
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I am hungry Jon.
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I am angry Jon.
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My claws hunger for your blood Jon.