Hotline Icecream
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Call the police skill tree
It’s like a booty-call, but for ice cream. All ice cream trucks in the state you’re in will hear your call, and will have indescribable urge to get to you. Everything in their way is an obstacle, and everything will barreled through. +1000 def +1000 force +1000 mi/hr to the ice cream trucks and drivers, they are coming to town and they are not stopping. The ice cream will be free?
(All variable stats is a % times the base. Unless directly stated it adds, it is % times)