CheertheSecond
The second coming of CheertheDead
- Joined
- Nov 15, 2022
- Messages
- 669
- Points
- 78
Imagine the ability to cause your enemies to have severe diarrhoea with a flick of your finger or creating a Susano avatar using shit or the ability to facefuck your opponents with hundred of shit tentacles.
You can compress shit inside your enemies' bowel to make it as hard as diamond then impale their brain from the bottom up with a gesture of your finger.
You can drill any idiot ass with a shit twister using their own feces.
Your power is only limited by your imagination and supply of holy water.
And the greatest thing is that shit is everywhere: in the ground, on the street, top of the limousine parking outside the church where a pigeon just did his thing. Everywhere you go, you come in touch with shit. You can practically lick shit in the air whenever you went to your high school toilet.
Of course, after discussing the destructive aspect of shit, we need to talk about its more nurturing nature.
Shit raised our food. Everything you eat would at one stage absorb nutrients that were once shit. Without shit, we would not be shitting.
And this is where I want to transition to another philosophical truth about shit. As a living thing, you eat, grow and shit. It is as fundamental to life as porn is to me, and you all know just how important porn is in my life. Without porn, there is no me. There is no preacher who had gone to the dark side of porn and returned with great perversion.
I would like to put a closure to my speech with a quote. As a wise person once said, "No more shitting, no more living." Shit is the definition of being alive. Whoever can control shit, control life itself.
Thank you for listening to my shit.
You can compress shit inside your enemies' bowel to make it as hard as diamond then impale their brain from the bottom up with a gesture of your finger.
You can drill any idiot ass with a shit twister using their own feces.
Your power is only limited by your imagination and supply of holy water.
And the greatest thing is that shit is everywhere: in the ground, on the street, top of the limousine parking outside the church where a pigeon just did his thing. Everywhere you go, you come in touch with shit. You can practically lick shit in the air whenever you went to your high school toilet.
Of course, after discussing the destructive aspect of shit, we need to talk about its more nurturing nature.
Shit raised our food. Everything you eat would at one stage absorb nutrients that were once shit. Without shit, we would not be shitting.
And this is where I want to transition to another philosophical truth about shit. As a living thing, you eat, grow and shit. It is as fundamental to life as porn is to me, and you all know just how important porn is in my life. Without porn, there is no me. There is no preacher who had gone to the dark side of porn and returned with great perversion.
I would like to put a closure to my speech with a quote. As a wise person once said, "No more shitting, no more living." Shit is the definition of being alive. Whoever can control shit, control life itself.
Thank you for listening to my shit.
