Pick a spaceship to go reincarnation

[CheertheSecond]

You are dead.

You met the Chief Agent of Deus (Lord of Cyberspace).

Instead of choosing a skill, you are allowed to choose a spaceship which you have total control over it. It will be manned by machine lifeforms of course.

Criteria to be called a spaceship:
_ Anything that can escape the gravitational bound of a planet like Earth
_ Can travel through space

A Death Star is considered a spaceship because it fits these criteria.
Bio ships are welcomed but do know that your crew would still be machine.

 

[RedMuffin]

You are dead.

I refuse to stay dead!!!
Reincarnation is it!!!

Instead of choosing a skill, you are allowed to choose a spaceship which you have total control over it. It will be manned by machine lifeforms of course.

You didn't give me the spaceship catalog, how am I supposed to choose?

 

[CheertheSecond]

I refuse to stay dead!!!
Reincarnation is it!!!



You didn't give me the spaceship catalog, how am I supposed to choose?

Anything you like. That's why there is no catalog.

 

[RedMuffin]

Anything you like. That's why there is no catalog.

T-Too much freedom! I-I can't handle it!

But I'll pick a spaceship in the shape of a giant banana with star destroyer cannons and a anti-matter engine, a warp engine, and a quantum computer, with ChatGPT as the AI model.

 

[Don_Quacko]

I've seen too many shipgirl stories to know where this is going.....

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

Can of tuna

 

[Ruti]

Instead of choosing a skill, you are allowed to choose a spaceship which you have total control over it. It will be manned by machine lifeforms of course.

I choose the spaceship known as earth, manned by the bio machine lifeform known as humans

 

[Don_Quacko]

I choose the spaceship known as earth, manned by the bio machine lifeform known as humans

You clucked up bigtime.

 

[Ruti]

You clucked up bigtime.

no u *expels from the space ship*

 

[Don_Quacko]

no u *expels from the space ship*

Eats the space ship.

 

[Ruti]

Eats the space ship.

explodes the spaceship

 

[Don_Quacko]

explodes the spaceship

*Burp*

 

[georgelee5786]

The Imperator Somnium from warhammer 40k

 

[RedMuffin]

I choose the spaceship known as earth, manned by the bio machine lifeform known as humans

Eats the space ship.

explodes the spaceship

Did you guys just destroy more than 7 billion lives just like that?!

 

[Ruti]

Did you guys just destroy more than 7 billion lives just like that?!

don't worry, they are all getting sent to the Chief Agent of Deus anyways

 

[RedMuffin]

don't worry, they are all getting sent to the Chief Agent of Deus anyways

Good thing I already picked my spaceship, otherwise I would have to stay in the queue for eternity.

 

[Ruti]

Good thing I already picked my spaceship, otherwise I would have to stay in the queue for eternity.

small issue
someone decided to take your spaceship out of pettiness for you being so early

 

[RedMuffin]

small issue
someone decided to take your spaceship out of pettiness for you being so early

I already left, they got the wrong guy.

 

[Ruti]

I already left, they got the wrong guy

nah, they wished for your spaceship specifically

 

[RedMuffin]

nah, they wished for your spaceship specifically

Then, they can try to catch up with me, I have a warp engine.