say something that is definitely NOT true (but which the dumbest bastard you know likely believes)

[Corty]

I am sinful.

It's in your name. You are sinless. It's just you misspelled it. That happens sometimes.

 

[HungrySheep]

AHHH BUT IT IS AND I HAVE DONE IT. It's actually an exhilarating experience and very fun after you get over the initial "I'm gonna fucking die down here" phase.

I may have pissed myself during it at least once but that's beside the point. I blame it on the fact that we were down there for a while before I was spooked.

You are lucky, but I am sure they will devour you next time.

 

[georgelee5786]

Anon thinks he is the rule maker

 

[J_Chemist]

Christopher Columbus discovered America.
The South won the American Revolution.
Texas could function without the rest of the US.
Thanksgiving was a peaceful day between Indians and Pilgrims where Indians and Pilgrims ate together happily.

 

[Paul_Tromba]

That we aren't a creation but a mistake

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

Hitler was a Communist.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

I can fly.

 

[Deleted member 139452]

There will be a next chapter soon....

 

[BearlyAlive]

The world is flat! There are even over 50 academically acclaimed books that prove it!

Still my favorite answer if anybody tells me tinfoil conspiracies: Earth is a disc, and it gets carried through Space by four elephants standing on a turtle!

 

[Verdante]

That the sky is blue (I just wanted to rhyme)

 

[Deleted member 54065]

"Epstein killed himself."