SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

I have updated the ranking.


It's not that I hate you, it's that my eye is too drawn to pink, green and Russian.

It huwts my feewings

 

[SsemouyOnan]

5th place... Well I guess I can say forum brainrot hasn't hit me that hard

Good thing we can't see our word count...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It huwts my feewings

*pat pat*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No escape~
*ties Danny up with hair*
*eats faster*

NyaaaAAAaaaAaA~!!
Oh nyooo~ I'm being eaten~ what should I doo~?

pink, green and Russian.

So that's why Ssemouy's second alter ego is green. I see, I see

Good thing we can't see our word count...

we'll see about that

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I mean... *points at the Bitter Scythe of Love, Death and Chocolate* how do you think THAT was made?

It feels like so much time has passed, yet it's only been two weeks. Two intense weeks.
I considered it romance peak, but actually... it might be cringe to others...

 

[Azure_Fog]

NyaaaAAAaaaAaA~!!
Oh nyooo~ I'm being eaten~ what should I doo~?

No~thing~
*noms ears a few times*
*eats even faster*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I considered it romance peak, but actually... it might be cringe to others...

What is cringe and what is peak changes depending on how cynical the observer is

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Good thing we can't see our word count...

we'll see about that

Ane-San would still win but I think the two of us would be much higher in the rankings.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No~thing~
*noms ears a few times*
*eats even faster*

nyaaa~!!
*tries to fight back*
*fails*
*gives herself up to be eaten by Her Stabbyness*
nyaaaaaaaa~ ehehehe~ Daikat is being eaten

 

[Azure_Fog]

nyaaa~!!
*tries to fight back*
*fails*
*gives herself up to be eaten by Her Stabbyness*
nyaaaaaaaa~ ehehehe~ Daikat is being eaten

Daikat is almost eaten~
*eats even more faster*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Daikat is almost eaten~
*eats even more faster*

*was munched*
*no more Daikat*
It was worth it

 

[Azure_Fog]

*was munched*
*no more Daikat*
It was worth it

Delicious~
*revives*hugs*
*starts munching on hair*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Delicious~
*revives*hugs*
*starts munching on hair*

I am delicious *proud Daikon noises*
*gives tons of cuddles*
*and then cuddles some more*
cute~

 

[Azure_Fog]

I am delicious *proud Daikon noises*
*gives tons of cuddles*
*and then cuddles some more*
cute~

Not cute…
*muchas on daikon hair angrily*
*cuddles more*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Not cute…
*muchas on daikon hair angrily*
*cuddles more*

Oke not cute
*makes hair extremely tasty*
*cuddles more*
*strokes back*
*caresses hair*
*doesn't say anything about cute*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oke not cute
*makes hair extremely tasty*
*cuddles more*
*strokes back*
*caresses hair*
*doesn't say anything about cute*

Nnnn… only tasty? Where’s my… delicious daikon~ Are you… an imposter~?
*is very relaxed*
*continues munching on hair*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Nnnn… only tasty? Where’s my… delicious daikon~ Are you… an imposter~?
*is very relaxed*
*continues munching on hair*

SUS-
*explodes*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nnnn… only tasty? Where’s my… delicious daikon~ Are you… an imposter~?
*is very relaxed*
*continues munching on hair*

Naturally that was only bad phrasing on my part
*hair becomes extremely delicious*
*caresses more*
*cuddles more*
*still says nothing about cute*

SUS-
*explodes*

ඞ ඞ

 

[Azure_Fog]

SUS-
*explodes*

…
*stabs*

Naturally that was only bad phrasing on my part
*hair becomes extremely delicious*
*caresses more*
*cuddles more*
*still says nothing about cute*

*becomes cat girl*
Nyaaaaaa~
*is still munching on hair*
*tails swish happily*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*becomes cat girl*
Nyaaaaaa~
*is still munching on hair*
*tails swish happily*

Cat Girl Azure! So cu-- nya!.. that was close
*immediately starts rubbing ears*
*gives scratches behind ears*
*caresses hair*