SHF High-school Fanfic

[LuoirM]

... And how would you use that tree to breathe underwater?

Tying a plastic bag over a tree and put me head in it! Then wraps the bag neatly so there's only the tree and me in there, boomshalaboom!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Tying a plastic bag over a tree and put me head in it! Then wraps the bag neatly so there's only the tree and me in there, boomshalaboom!

A single tree is far too little to give you enough air.
And what if something tears the plastic bag? You'd drown. The same goes if you go down the ocean, the water pressure would crush your bag.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ladies and gentlemen and all other flavors
Let me sing you a song titled:

I miss being stabbed

(verse 1)
In the quiet of the night, I'm feeling all alone,
Wrapped up in memories, since you've been gone.
Your warmth and your stabs, now just a distant dream,
Oh, how I long for you, it's not as easy as it seems.

(chorus)
Missing being stabbed, missing feeling close,
Wishing for your knives, where love truly shows.
In this empty space, where loneliness resides,
I'm tagging out for you, across these divides.
@Azure_Fog

(verse 2)
Everywhere I turn, I see shadows of your form,
Echoes of your laughter, in the quiet storm.
But it's not the same, without you here to stab,
In this sea of longing, where our story's been unstabbed.

(bridge)
Time moves on, but my heart stays still,
Caught in this yearning, against my will.
I close my eyes and I can almost feel,
Your stab so tender, so incredibly real.

(outro)
Until the day you're back, until we meet again,
I'll carry this longing, like an eternal refrain.
For in your knives, I find my home,
Until then, my love, I'll miss being stabbed, alone.

​

Spoiler

Courtesy of ChatGPT. Thank you AI, now I can shitpost on a whole new level

Wow, I didn't expect a song to come out of nowhere.

 

[LuoirM]

A single tree is far too little to give you enough air.
And what if something tears the plastic bag? You'd drown. The same goes if you go down the ocean, the water pressure would crush your bag.

But... tree gives air... Trees... breaths... me air...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

But... tree gives air... Trees... breaths... me air...

Well, yes, but it's not nearly enough. You're gonna need 7 very large trees to breathe normally.

 

[LuoirM]

Can I still try? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Well, yes, but it's not nearly enough. You're gonna need 7 very large trees to breathe normally.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Wow, I didn't expect a song to come out of nowhere.

The idea randomly popped in my head and since the future is now, I could actually make it happen

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Can I still try? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

No, you're gonna drown. If you want to breathe underwater, take some squba gear and use it.

 

[LuoirM]

No, you're gonna drown. If you want to breathe underwater, take some squba gear and use it.

*walks home defeated*
I will defeat laws one day!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*walks home defeated*
I will defeat laws one day!

*pat pat*
Sure you will. I believe in you.

 

[LuoirM]

*pat pat*
Sure you will. I believe in you.

Believe it! (totally not a reference from one of the things me watched on TV)

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

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What?

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The student council approved stealing money from Sola-sama. It has become a mandatory law in the school.
You can read the motion here:

https://www.scribblehub.com/read/974998-scribble-hub-high-school-adventures/chapter/1032774/

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Have Ssemouy and Seymour on both sides of Matcha, then Heroine Ssemouy peeking from a corner of the photo

Family photo
Matcha harem photo

As you wish, this shall be done

If I may make a selfish request, I would also like Heroine Seymour near me!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Ladies and gentlemen and all other flavors
Let me sing you a song titled:

I miss being stabbed

(verse 1)
In the quiet of the night, I'm feeling all alone,
Wrapped up in memories, since you've been gone.
Your warmth and your stabs, now just a distant dream,
Oh, how I long for you, it's not as easy as it seems.

(chorus)
Missing being stabbed, missing feeling close,
Wishing for your knives, where love truly shows.
In this empty space, where loneliness resides,
I'm tagging out for you, across these divides.
@Azure_Fog

(verse 2)
Everywhere I turn, I see shadows of your form,
Echoes of your laughter, in the quiet storm.
But it's not the same, without you here to stab,
In this sea of longing, where our story's been unstabbed.

(bridge)
Time moves on, but my heart stays still,
Caught in this yearning, against my will.
I close my eyes and I can almost feel,
Your stab so tender, so incredibly real.

(outro)
Until the day you're back, until we meet again,
I'll carry this longing, like an eternal refrain.
For in your knives, I find my home,
Until then, my love, I'll miss being stabbed, alone.

​

Spoiler

Courtesy of ChatGPT. Thank you AI, now I can shitpost on a whole new level

You are so romantic, Ane-chan! I can only learn from you

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

If I may make a selfish request, I would also like Heroine Seymour near me!

yes, as you wish

You are so romantic, Ane-chan! I can only learn from you

Ah, Matcha-kun, it was you who inspired me! Seeing how much affection you show to all of your capture targets made me feel bad about not making any grand displays of adoration for my Eternal Eldritch Symbiote!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

If I may make a selfish request, I would also like Heroine Seymour near me!

Heroine Seymour

Do you want to spawn another alternate ego?!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Do you want to spawn another alternate ego?!

Matcha wants his harem to be big And Heroine Seymour sounds interesting

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Do you want to spawn another alternate ego?!

I was thinking about both as I was writing, and this absurd hybrid came out.

Ah, Matcha-kun, it was you who inspired me! Seeing how much affection you show to all of your capture targets made me feel bad about not making any grand displays of adoration for my Eternal Eldritch Symbiote!

Let's show off our cringe romance refined by years of drama together.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Let's show off our cringe romance refined by years of drama together.

We shall, Matcha-kun! We will shower our beloved with the unlimited cringe of romance!

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Ayee what i miss?