SHF High-school Fanfic

[MatchaChocolate69]

Maybe I'm not as kinky as I thought I am the slightest bit of attention now would be like a hand dragging me above the water (albeit I will start drowning again)

Alas, poor soul, you've set your sights on the most daunting of conquests.
Picture a woman of such beauty and intellect that not one personality suffices to encapsulate her essence; she requires at least three.
Envision a being endowed with myriad talents and skills. How do you propose to win her over or catch her gaze?

This quest demands more than the entirety of one's being to stand a chance.
You'd need to offer up your very soul as a starting bid, and even then, it might merely whet her appetite.
It's akin to seeking the favor of a goddess. Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?
Only the most devoted of disciples, after endless trials and tribulations, might dare to hope for the slightest nod of acknowledgment.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Because I never want to serve the Eldritch family

...
*serving the tea*

And I never want to be.

Hmm, if you really do not wish to serve the eldritch family. Then so be it. It would do no good for our image to keep such a dissatisfied servant around


In that case, I will drop you off at Miss Midnight's doorstep (along with your contract)

 

[LuoirM]

Alas, poor soul, you've set your sights on the most daunting of conquests.
Picture a woman of such beauty and intellect that not one personality suffices to encapsulate her essence; she requires at least three.
Envision a being endowed with myriad talents and skills. How do you propose to win her over or catch her gaze?

This quest demands more than the entirety of one's being to stand a chance.
You'd need to offer up your very soul as a starting bid, and even then, it might merely whet her appetite.
It's akin to seeking the favor of a goddess. Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?
Only the most devoted of disciples, after endless trials and tribulations, might dare to hope for the slightest nod of acknowledgment.

Sir mình don't inglés comprede. Tf all that strange words.
*strokes and passes out*

*Walks in, pour sprite to wakes up biological parent, refuse to elaborate, waves to everyone, skip away*

*Wakes up with reading ability*

Taking into consideration those words, it is to be determine that in my mortal life time I could not dare to wish and breath in the same air as her... Is to kidnap her.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

This is actually a great plot point of a tsundere maid serving a family for the next billion years, and for all of those billions she kept muttering "screw this family, I'll leave next thing tomorrow morning" but didn't even given free will

A good idea for a more relaxed chapter

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Do you truly believe a deity would cast her gaze upon a mere mortal?

*me casting my gaze™ on Ssemouy because she forgot my afternoon coffee again >_>*
Maybe...

 

[LuoirM]

A good idea for a more relaxed chapter

"Fuck this place..."
She said as she changes Danny's and Azure's bedsheet.
"Screw these people."
She said as she help Boi do his fabulous nails.
"Damn those things..."
She said as she brushes the 3 foxes' tail and put a nice bow on all.
"I hate it here..."
She said as she helps Matcha wraps chocolate for Ssemouy
"I will leave I swear to god."
She said as she wiped the windows.

She then looked to the front gates, fully open and welcoming to leave at will.
"I'll do it tomorrow."

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*me casting my gaze™ on Ssemouy because she forgot my afternoon coffee again >_>*
Maybe...

...I may have forgotten to stop time while lecturing Shizuku

(also it's kind of funny that I'm playing the new chapter of Limbus Company while this is happening... Which involves a strange manor and has a butler wearing a maid outfit in it...)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Taking into consideration those words, it is to be determine that in my mortal life time I could not dare to wish and breath in the same air as her... Is to kidnap her.

The only one you'd even have a modicum of success in kidnapping is Ssemouy Classic, and even that's a hard sell

 

[LuoirM]

The only one you'd even have a modicum of success in kidnapping is Ssemouy Classic, and even that's a hard sell

Then perhaps, my lord... I think I am not worthy of you, no, not in this lifetime, not in this flesh and bones... I will see you again, not here, not now, but as vines and leaves, as wind and water, as another.

You will not escape me.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I will see you again, not here, not now, but as vines and leaves.

Goddess daikon, please make sure he never reincarnates as flora

as wind and water, as another.

Actually, just make sure he never reincarnates, period.

 

[GoodPerson]

Guys, Corty said one backlog chapter will be released tomorrow.

Also, R.I.P Anon.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

...
*serving the tea*

Thank you

*savors tea*

Not bad, not good.

You will not escape me.

As long as she enjoys playing with you, I will watch with amusement.
But don't think for a moment that I will allow you to cross the line.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Limbus Company

It looks interesting.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I fell asleep for a couple of hours. Feeling good.

 

[LuoirM]

Goddess daikon, please make sure he never reincarnates as flora

Actually, just make sure he never reincarnates, period.

Thank you

*savors tea*

Not bad, not good.


As long as she enjoys playing with you, I will watch with amusement.
But don't think for a moment that I will allow you to cross the line.

I have opened the third of the three sages eyes and see the truth, allow my next move to be as thunderbolt.....

See you again, to everyone, for I shall strike at the time when only god predicted

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

A good idea for a more relaxed chapter

"Fuck this place..."
She said as she changes Danny's and Azure's bedsheet.
"Screw these people."
She said as she help Boi do his fabulous nails.
"Damn those things..."
She said as she brushes the 3 foxes' tail and put a nice bow on all.
"I hate it here..."
She said as she helps Matcha wraps chocolate for Ssemouy
"I will leave I swear to god."
She said as she wiped the windows.

She then looked to the front gates, fully open and welcoming to leave at will.
"I'll do it tomorrow."

The idea is interesting, someone should write it down.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

The idea is interesting, someone should write it down.

I would volunteer but seeing how I write my chapters at the speed of slow as fuck, it's getter if someone else does it

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I fell asleep for a couple of hours. Feeling good.

Well, that was a fucking lie. I tried standing up.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

The idea is interesting, someone should write it down.

*writes it down*
*gets bonked in the head by three unfinished novels*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*writes it down*
*gets bonked in the head by three unfinished novels*

I would volunteer but seeing how I write my chapters at the speed of slow as fuck, it's getter if someone else does it

I feel this so much.
I need to lock myself up and finish the chapter.
I can't lose the challenge.