SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

b-bathrooms? All of them? So everybody knows that I'm singing in the shower now?

You're not trying to be sneaky about it, we knew that...

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

does that mean I'm half kit half succubus?

That explains EVERYTHING

How does that explain everything??

@MatchaChocolate69 explain dat

Are we not gonna talk about the whole half succubus thing?

So you're my Papa?!
I finally found you! PAPA!

*runs open arms towards her*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You're not trying to be sneaky about it, we knew that...

(°ロ°) you knew?!
*daikon stumbles in shock*
*she falls down the stair*
t-they....ghghhg....k-knew... ghyyy...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

So you're my Papa?!
I finally found you! PAPA!

*runs open arms towards her*

NO! SHE'S MY BLOOD-RELATED GRANDDAUGHTER! NOT PAPA!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

(°ロ°) you knew?!
*daikon stumbles in shock*
*she falls down the stair*
t-they....ghghhg....k-knew... ghyyy...

*pat pat*
You have a nice singing voice. I'll add more sound insulation to the walls later.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I ate all the cilantro

I'll grow more.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(°ロ°) you knew?!
*daikon stumbles in shock*
*she falls down the stair*
t-they....ghghhg....k-knew... ghyyy...

I thought it was a ghost!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

But why?

You are a funny man, I will watch you with interest

OoO It's the simple russian rizz charm! I guess we know how Boi got his harem now.

...I suppose rizz truly does run in the family.

I don't even have the need to answer; the answers form themselves.
I love this place!

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

NO! SHE'S MY BLOOD-RELATED GRANDDAUGHTER! NOT PAPA!

You know what Voidiris says...
It's a little disturbing to be my niece's child, but I think it's just a matter of habit...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I don't even have the need to answer; the answers form themselves.
I love this place!

To tell you the truth, I don't really like harems. Time management is too complicated and there is unnecessary jealousy on all sides.
I think I have truma after watching The Magnificent Century six times.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Somehow I do... And Shizuki has drones in our bathrooms to be a peeping Tom.

*gives you a look full of parental disappointment*
You're just trying to pick a fight, I ain't buying that.
*shoves shoe covers into your hands*
You're now on cleaning duty, Congratulations. Clean, or I'll add cilantro in all meals for a week.

Hmmm~ Okay~!
I just won’t eat for a week then~

nyooooooo! No shoes inside the house!

Ehe~ chaos chaos~
Besides, I think the blood dripping from Scarlet Apple is more likely to be a problem~

ehehee~ I slept through 2 hours of drilling at my neighbors somehow I guess I'm a bit tired lately
*plops on Her Stabbyness' laps*
*stretches lazily*
*starts playing with hair*
ehehe~

Cute~
*strokes hair*

(°ロ°) you knew?!
*daikon stumbles in shock*
*she falls down the stair*
t-they....ghghhg....k-knew... ghyyy...

*whispers in ear*
Sing for me, daikon~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You know what Voidiris says...

Yey... Incest...

It's a little disturbing to be my niece's child, but I think it's just a matter of habit...

You're really not... You know what? I'm going to see if I have your Papa's phone number...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

You know what Voidiris says...
It's a little disturbing to be my niece's child, but I think it's just a matter of habit...

Pixy is your dad? *takes out grenade launcher*
It's time to settle this

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Pixy is your dad? *takes out grenade launcher*
It's time to settle this

She's not... Why are you all like this...

 

[ShizukiIchino]

Really? Okay then... Wait, I don't have an imagination! >_<

Hehe I'm started to like to mess a bit with you~

Oh my, I'm getting stalked.

It's interesting for sure~

Somehow I do... And Shizuki has drones in our bathrooms to be a peeping Tom.

Peeping Tom? Who's that? An another cat? Can I kill Tom?

b-bathrooms? All of them? So everybody knows that I'm singing in the shower now?

Don't worry you had a beautiful voice~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It's interesting for sure~

I'm surprised you don't even deny it.

Peeping Tom? Who's that? An another cat? Can I kill Tom?

Eh... A Peeping Tom is an idiom that means an overly curious person, a person with unhealthy curiosity, in particular peeping at undressed people.

But there's the Tom from Tom and Jerry, so...

Don't worry you had a beautiful voice~

Indeed.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*pat pat*
You have a nice singing voice. I'll add more sound insulation to the walls later.

I took after mama mama has nice singing voice

I thought it was a ghost!

BoOoOoOoOo~ This Daikon ghost demands food offering!

Hmmm~ Okay~!
I just won’t eat for a week then~

You can eat me for a week

Ehe~ chaos chaos~
Besides, I think the blood dripping from Scarlet Apple is more likely to be a problem~

Blood? oke shoes at home? nyo
We're used to blood in this family

Cute~
*strokes hair*

ehehe~
*purring happy*
*tickles ear with tail*
*feels very proud*
*proud purring*

*whispers in ear*
Sing for me, daikon~

ehehehehehehe~
*gets flustered*
okeeee~
*runs off to get a guitar and prepare a song*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I took after mama mama has nice singing voice

BoOoOoOoOo~ This Daikon ghost demands food offering!

You're hungry?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

@Azure_Fog
I love being stabbed

(Verse 1)
There's a feeling I can't deny,
When hair wraps around, I can't help but sigh.
In a world full of chaos, it's a sweet retreat,
In a simple embrace, my heart finds its beat.

(Chorus)
Oh, I love being stabbed, it's my favorite thing to feel,
In the sharpness of knives, I feel so free.
With each tender stab, my spirit takes flight,
In the comfort of a slash, everything feels right.

(Verse 2)
It's the gentle stab that speaks volumes,
In a language of love, where silence blooms.
In the safety of knives, worries fade away,
In the embrace of a blade, or at the break of day.

(Chorus)
Oh, I love being stabbed, it's my favorite thing to feel,
In the sharpness of knives, I feel so free.
With each tender stab, my spirit takes flight,
In the comfort of a slash, everything feels right.

(Bridge)
It's a gesture of kindness, a gesture of care,
In a simple stab, love's essence is there.
It stabs the wounds that words can't mend,
In the stabs of a loved one, my heart finds its blend.

(Outro)
So wrap me up tight, and hold me close,
In the power of a stab, my worries decompose.
For in this simple act, I find pure delight,
Oh, how I love being stabbed, morning, noon, and night.​

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

You're hungry?

gimme food