SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

What the hell happened when I was asleep?

Silly hats~

while eating Pixy and Luoir's fairy children in the process

... please put a comma there...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

... please put a comma there...

no~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*Continues taking 643783744848484 photos of Seymour in different outfits*
*Sometimes when Seymour isn't paying attention takes pictures of her funny faces*

Please pass me some of these pictures, Ane-San!

Good morning! Seymour stole you while you were sleeping and refused to give you back until I take as many pictures as the amount of universes you destroyed. Fortunately I retrieved the box she hid you in and Zombie Daikons transported you in the safe place, while eating Pixy and Luoir's fairy children in the process

This epic battle gave me a lot of ideas for what I'm writing!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Please pass me some of these pictures, Ane-San!

This epic battle gave me a lot of ideas for what I'm writing!

*slides you an old envelope with something in it*
Here, that might be interesting.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I'm excited to see what you'll prepare next Seeing you work so hard is really inspiring, so I'm trying to also focus on my current projects. I want to make you proud *lots and lots of hughug*

I am already very proud of you!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Good morning! Seymour stole you while you were sleeping and refused to give you back until I take as many pictures as the amount of universes you destroyed. Fortunately I retrieved the box she hid you in and Zombie Daikons transported you in the safe place, while eating Pixy and Luoir's fairy children in the process

……
@SsemouyOnan prepare to meet your end.
Not even a single atom of you will remain.

Silly hats~

Ooo~
*puts on silly hat*
Ehe~
*looks at Danny expectantly*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

*slides you an old envelope with something in it*
Here, that might be interesting.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Spoiler: Photos

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Spoiler: Photos

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PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama, did you find her?!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Please pass me some of these pictures, Ane-San!

I will send them to you once they're done, Matcha-kun

This epic battle gave me a lot of ideas for what I'm writing!

*excited Daikon noises*

I am already very proud of you!

*hughug*

……
@SsemouyOnan prepare to meet your end.
Not even a single atom of you will remain.

Ooo~
*puts on silly hat*
Ehe~
*looks at Danny expectantly*

you look very cute, Your Stabbyness This Daikon feels blessed

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

PAPAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mama, did you find her?!

Sadly, just these photos, I don't know where she went... Maybe she's already gone-
*gets hit with a frying pan in the back of the head*

Ara~ara~ I leave for a couple of decades and I'm already "gone"? I thought you knew better than that, Russian-kun.

Spoiler

I may have developed an alter-ego.

 

[Azure_Fog]

you look very cute, Your Stabbyness This Daikon feels blessed

Ehe~ Danny is praising me~
*does a little spin*

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Spoiler: Photos

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So, My biological mother is Morrigan Aensland!

Sadly, just these photos, I don't know where she went... Maybe she's already gone-
*gets hit with a frying pan in the back of the head*

Ara~ara~ I leave for a couple of decades and I'm already "gone"? I thought you knew better than that, Russian-kun.

Spoiler

I may have developed an alter-ego.

Spoiler: [OOC]

Brilliant!

Papa!
W-where have you been all this time?! I h-have so many things to ask you...
*trembles*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ehe~ Danny is praising me~
*does a little spin*

So cute~
Yes, Your Stabbyness is incredibly precious and cute as always
*Can't stop takin pictures because very pretty*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

So, My biological mother is Morrigan Aensland!

I may look like that, but it is just your mind, giving me the face of the one who you find attractive enough, Matcha-kun.

Spoiler: [OOC]

Brilliant!

Papa!
W-where have you been all this time?! I h-have so many things to ask you...
*trembles*

Ara~ Hell is not a place you can leave peacefuly, that is all I will say. Ask your questions, little one, and I shall answer~
*she gives you a headpat*
*it feels warm, like mother's love after a long and hard day of work*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

So, My biological mother is Morrigan Aensland!

Spoiler: [OOC]

Brilliant!

Papa!
W-where have you been all this time?! I h-have so many things to ask you...
*trembles*

And why are you calling me Papa? Am I not a woman in your eyes?

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

I may look like that, but it is just your mind, giving me the face of the one who you find attractive enough, Matcha-kun.

S-so we don't look alike? Are you a succubus? My head is spinning... Too many emotions all at once...

Ara~ Hell is not a place you can leave peacefuly, that is all I will say. Ask your questions, little one, and I shall answer~
*she gives you a headpat*
*it feels warm, like mother's love after a long and hard day of work*

*hugs mother*
*does not want to let her go*

So many questions! What's your name? Did you call me Matcha? Do my chocolatey powers come from you?

And why are you calling me Papa? Am I not a woman in your eyes?

Ahem... You are a beautiful woman... but Mama, she is Slavic Mama... the one you call Russian, my biological father... How would you like me to call you?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

S-so we don't look alike? Are you a succubus? My head is spinning... Too many emotions all at once...

Of course we look alike~ After all, you are changing your appearance too, little one. Not much, bit by bit, just slow enough for everyone to overlook your changes.
But it's strange... Did you find someone who took a place in your heart? Your changes are slower then they should be.

*hugs mother*
*does not want to let her go*

So many questions! What's your name? Did you call me Matcha? Do my chocolatey powers come from you?

*She hugs you back, wiping your tears with steady fingers*
Kaeda is my name, given to my by my mother, Saida. She was the one to name you, little one, for your powers take root in her blood.
Sadly, I cannot create chocolate like you do.

Ahem... You are a beautiful woman... but Mama, she is Slavic Mama... the one you call Russian, my biological father... How would you like me to call you?

...
*looks at Simple Russian Boi, who still lies on the ground, looking into the sky, dazed*
O, heart of mine~ what the actual fuck have you been doing while I was gone?

*raises an arm from the ground and starts closing fingers one by one*
Adopted children, stole limbs, drank vodka-

And neglected the upbringing of our son.

...

*another frying pan falls onto his head*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

So cute~
Yes, Your Stabbyness is incredibly precious and cute as always
*Can't stop takin pictures because very pretty*

Spoiler: Silly frog hat

 

[Azure_Fog]

So cute~
Yes, Your Stabbyness is incredibly precious and cute as always
*Can't stop takin pictures because very pretty*

Ehehehe~ I’m Danny’s precious treasure~
*spins some more*
*takes off hat*
*places it on Danny*

Spoiler: Silly frog hat

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Ribbit~