SHF High-school Fanfic

[FlutterOfCrows]

It's been a while since you left guides

*Leaves a Guide on how to summon Wicked Elementals from the Void on a desk.*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hio Yall, whats gone on since I last clocked in?

An Eldritch Family formed (there is incest involved somehow)
Danny is probably going to become a Mother Of All Vegetables and not in a good way.
Matcha and Ssemouy/Seymour are getting married (ah, there's the incest)
Void formed herself a harem that consists of Luoir, Matcha(?) and me (more incest)
There was a second Fluff infection that you missed.
And even more funny/cursed and funny&cursed stuff.
Also, Ssemouy has a hero alter ego now.

 

[Voidiris]

Hio Yall, whats gone on since I last clocked in?

*explosion*

*Leaves a Guide on how to summon Wicked Elementals from the Void on a desk.*

That's mine.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

A little over an hour without new posts. I'm surprised.

 

[Voidiris]

A little over an hour without new posts. I'm surprised.

Same.

 

[Azure_Fog]

A little over an hour without new posts. I'm surprised.

It’s because Danny and I aren’t flirting~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Thank you mama it seems like you summoned my Beloved Eldritch Symbiote

It’s because Danny and I aren’t flirting~

Why aren't we flirting?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It’s because Danny and I aren’t flirting~

Well, now she's awake, I think it won't be long 'till you start again.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Thank you mama it seems like you summoned my Beloved Eldritch Symbiote

…
You could have summoned me yourself~?

Why aren't we flirting?

I dunno~
*starts blushing*

Well, now she's awake, I think it won't be long 'till you start again.

I’ve been awake this entire time…

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I’ve been awake this entire time…

And you watched her sleep. Don't say you didn't.

 

[Azure_Fog]

And you watched her sleep. Don't say you didn't.

..
I-I didn’t~
*blushes more*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

..
I-I didn’t~
*blushes more*

I believe I once told Envy that Russians can smell lies.
Yours smell like earth after rain and cold steel.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I believe I once told Envy that Russians can smell lies.
Yours smell like earth after rain and cold steel.

I-I'm not l-lying! Stupid ball of fingers!!
*blushes even more*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

…
You could have summoned me yourself~?

I was asleep

I dunno~
*starts blushing*

cute~
*starts flirting*

I’ve been awake this entire time…

I had an unexpected nap Wait... does that mean that you were ignoring me? (°ロ°)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I-I'm not l-lying! Stupid ball of fingers!!
*blushes even more*

Currently, I am a loli, thanks to Void. But sure.
That lie smelled like fresh Daikons and hot steel.
Hehehe~
*goes away, satisfied with his duty as a mother to embarrass his children's partners*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I was asleep

hehe~ Danny sleeping was cute~

cute~
*starts flirting*

Nyo~ Nyot cute! Nya!
*boops forehead with tail*

I had an unexpected nap Wait... does that mean that you were ignoring me? (°ロ°)

Nyo~ I would never ignore you, nya~
(I just found no places to enter the conversation...)

Currently, I am a loli, thanks to Void. But sure.
That lie smelled like fresh Daikons and hot steel.
Hehehe~
*goes away, satisfied with his duty as a mother to embarrass his children's partners*

STUPID BALL OF FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S FINGERS!!!!
*throws Scarlet Apple at*

 

[Voidiris]

..
I-I didn’t~
*blushes more*

I-I'm not l-lying! Stupid ball of fingers!!
*blushes even more*

I was literally watching you as you watched her.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

STUPID BALL OF FOUR-YEAR-OLD'S FINGERS!!!!
*throws Scarlet Apple at*

*hops over it and clicks heels in the air*
Hehehe~
Azure and Danny, sitting in a tree
S-T-A-B-B-I-N-G~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I was literally watching you as you watched her.

Wanna watch together? I brought popcorn.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

hehe~ Danny sleeping was cute~

ehehe~ Her Stabbyness was watching me...

(°ロ°)

Wait! I had a dream about SHHS again!!

Nyo~ Nyot cute! Nya!
*boops forehead with tail*

*wraps own tail around you and pulls you closer*
*gives kisses to forehead*
so cute~

Nyo~ I would never ignore you, nya~
(I just found no places to enter the conversation...)

You can always just tag me if you feel like flirting... I mean chatting