Two sentence horror

[Deleted member 54065]

Also...

3) I stopped the car. The police said, "License please."

 

[HelloHound]

Technically, you could have a smut interpretation, and the wolves are really your harem members.

....

 

[Dia779]

after so many years of not acknowledging him, his lover & family is now remorseful for all the pain they caused him.

......if only that personality wasn't so desperate to the point of self termination, i wouldn't be left with the dilemma of telling them i'm not him anymore.

 

[Rhaps]

She fell into a dark room, footsteps moving around, like something crawling.

Then jazz music began to play and you hear someone singing, "We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I—"

 

[Num]

The toilet seat is warm. You like alone.

 

[Tsuru]

I ate your pudding
but don't worry, i bought you 2 more as an apology

Your girlfriend fell in the stairs
but don't worry, she is not hurt

My doctor said bad news
because my foot is broken i must stay in the hospital for the remaining time before the child birth
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I don't want to stay here anymore.
I will go to the agency and buy a better house for us.
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ps : Mission failed reversed successfully

 

[LunaSoltaer]

Someone once bought me a condom. Thanks for trying to ctrl alt quit my train of thought.

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

You check your email. There is a receipt for $649 that you did not spend.

True story, but at least it was fake and that mess was sorted by my bank.

 

[Alfir]

Hello, nice to meet you. I am the Fourth Wall, and I am going to devour you.