Monkey's Paw

[CadmarLegend]

Granted but it’s made of swords so when you tried to sit on it you got stabbed to death

I wish for a crown

Granted, but it is made of human bones.


I wish for jewels.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it is made of human bones.


I wish for jewels.

Granted, but they are super tiny

I wish for money

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but they are super tiny

I wish for money

Granted, but it is counterfeit, so you get arrested.


I wish for REAL MONEY.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it is counterfeit, so you get arrested.


I wish for REAL MONEY.

Granted, but it was stolen so you’re arrested

I wish for a docile pet dinosaur

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but it was stolen so you’re arrested

I wish for a docile pet dinosaur

Granted, but you have been sent back in time, so a T Rex eats you.


I wish for world peace and no weapons.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you have been sent back in time, so a T Rex eats you.


I wish for world peace and no weapons.

Granted, but only because all the weapons were used during a war that made one country take over the entire world

I wish for a trash can

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, but only because all the weapons were used during a war that made one country take over the entire world

I wish for a trash can

Granted. You now live in a dump and can throw your trash anywhere, so it is techincally a trash can.


I wish for some soda.

 

[Napelynn]

Granted. You now live in a dump and can throw your trash anywhere, so it is techincally a trash can.


I wish for some soda.

Granted, it is poured all over you, lick the floor if you wish to drink it

I wish for a chair

 

[CadmarLegend]

Granted, it is poured all over you, lick the floor if you wish to drink it

I wish for a chair

Granted. You are now tied to an electric chair for execution.


I wish for good breatb

 

[Napelynn]

Granted. You are now tied to an electric chair for execution.


I wish for good breatb

Granted, it’s so good that scientists dissected you to figure out your secret

I wish for a deck of cards

 

[Generik0]

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Granted, it’s so good that scientists dissected you to figure out your secret

I wish for a deck of cards

Granted but you got caught for gambling and face jail time in Vorkuta.

I wish for a Jar

 

[Napelynn]

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Granted but you got caught for gambling and face jail time in Vorkuta.

I wish for a Jar

Granted, but it was filled with angry bees

I wish for a half broken wine glass

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but it was filled with angry bees

I wish for a half broke a wine glass

Granted, but it fell on the table

I wish for a good roof

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it fell on the table

I wish for a good roof

Granted, but it’s made of glass so you have no privacy even though it’s well made

I wish for a comfy chair

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but it’s made of glass so you have no privacy even though it’s well made

I wish for a comfy chair

Granted, But it's full of bed bugs

I wish for a penny

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, But it's full of bed bugs

I wish for a penny

Granted, but before you got your measly coin, it fell from the sky and hit you in the face breaking your roof and sending you to the hospital in the process

I wish for 2 wishes next time I wish

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but before you got your measly coin, it fell from the sky and hit you in the face breaking your roof and sending you to the hospital in the process

I wish for 2 wishes next time I wish

Granted, but you can only get it from Wish

I want a Virus

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but you can only get it from Wish

I want a Virus

Granted, you are infected and die instantly, at the same time you infected the rest of the world and caused an apocalypse

I wish for a snake

 

[Generik0]

Granted, you are infected and die instantly, at the same time you infected the rest of the world and caused an apocalypse

I wish for a snake

Granted, But the snake backtabs you and takes away your possession

I wish for a good cat

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, But the snake backtabs you and takes away your possession

I wish for a good cat

Granted, the cat is so obedient that it’s pretty much a doll

I wish for a brick