Monkey's Paw

[Generik0]

Granted, the cat is so obedient that it’s pretty much a doll

I wish for a brick

Granted, The brick fell from the sky killing you instantly.

I wish for an umbrella

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, The brick fell from the sky killing you instantly.

I wish for an umbrella

Granted, but it doesn’t protect you from rain

i wish for a duck

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but it doesn’t protect you from rain

I wish for a duck

Granted, but it has a knife and will hunt you

I wish for a KFC Gravy

 

[Yamemai]

Granted, but it has a knife and will hunt you

I wish for a KFC Gravy

Granted, though it's 1 year old gravy.

I wish for..... a new world?

 

[Razmatazz]

Granted, though it's 1 year old gravy.

I wish for..... a new world?

Granted, a new world has been created in the Alpha-Centurai system. You are still here on the Earth though.

I wish that I was at the ocean on a nice summer's day

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, a new world has been created in the Alpha-Centurai system. You are still here on the Earth though.

I wish that I was at the ocean on a nice summer's day

Granted, you are drowning in the ocean on a nice summer's day

I wish for a fish

 

[Agentt]

Granted but it always tries to kill you.
I wish that my wish cannot be broken.

 

[Generik0]

Granted but it always tries to kill you.
I wish that my wish cannot be broken.

Granted, Wish.com won't be down permanently.

I wish for a mooncake

 

[Agentt]

Granted, Wish.com won't be down permanently.

I wish for a mooncake

Granted, but it is on the moon.
I don't want to be horny anymore. I want to be happy.

 

[Generik0]

Granted, but it is on the moon.
I don't want to be horny anymore. I want to be happy.

Granted, but your happiness can only come from horni

I wish for a Songpyeon

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but your happiness can only come from horni

I wish for a Songpyeon

Granted but it will be without rice.
I want my book to become famous

 

[Razmatazz]

Granted but it will be without rice.
I want my book to become famous

Granted! Like with all the work of every great artist, your book will become famous long after you leave this life

I wish that I will be more productive tomorrow

 

[Napelynn]

Granted! Like with all the work of every great artist, your book will become famous long after you leave this life

I wish that I will be more productive tomorrow

Granted, you will be more productive, but only because you got seriously scarred by a traumatic event and want to get your mind off it.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[Agentt]

Granted, you will be more productive, but only because you got seriously scarred by a traumatic event and want to get your mind off it.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted, but it will have resins in it.
I wish to become more muscular

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it will have resins in it.
I wish to become more muscular

Granted, but you have to do a lot of exercise

I wish to be sent to another world by truck-kun

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but you have to do a lot of exercise

I wish to be sent to another world by truck-kun

Granted, but it will not be able to kill you instantly, and the truck has to roll over you multiple times.
I wish to own a loving harem

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it will not be able to kill you instantly, and the truck has to roll over you multiple times.
I wish to own a loving harem

Granted, but the one your harem loves isn’t you, you just own them

I wish for a jelly filled donut

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but the one your harem loves isn’t you, you just own them

I wish for a jelly filled donut

Granted, but it will be so good every other donut would taste like dirt after that.
I wish to control time

 

[Napelynn]

Granted, but it will be so good every other donut would taste like dirt after that.
I wish to control time

Granted, but it’s kind of useless. Why would you even want that ability... it’s not like we’re in a fantasy world...

I wish for infinite money

 

[Agentt]

Granted, but it’s kind of useless. Why would you even want that ability... it’s not like we’re in a fantasy world...

I wish for infinite money

Granted, but the police will arrest you for inflating the economy.
I wish for cure for cancer