TheEldritchGod
A Cloud Of Pure Spite And Eyes
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I am the most normal and boring of normal. I'm so normal the CIA agents listening to the microphones hidden in my fillings often fall asleep. I am the most boring thing you ever found in your breakfast cereal. Yes, I might like to slap random people, but that's only because I like percussion, and as everyone knows, the drummer is the most boring member of a band. I am so dull I am Anti-Sharp and can heal cuts by proximity. I never have to wash my towels because every time I get out of the shower, it gets cleaner when I rub it against my body. I eat fish on Friday, tacos on Tuesday, and suffer an existential crisis when someone offers me a fish taco, like any normal, boring human would.Probably @TheEldritchGod
Here's a picture of me.
And my family on the beach
And me with a giant, oversized comedy spider to show my whimsical side.
I am not cringe. I am a perfectly normal, ordinary, and boring human, just like everyone else.