Now I want an AI that can set up Vs. battles with accurate research with no prompts regarding what characters to use, and actually makes compelling arguments as to who would win.
Reason being, this would demonstrate the AI is actually reasonably intelligent. It's a challenge, but not one to say "oh yeah, bet AI can't do this." Rather, it's the opposite. I HOPE someone finds an AI that can do this, and if someone does find such an AI then it tells me it has all the actual skills and abilities I'd actually want an AI for. If it can write a compelling and accurate Vs. battle with "write a compelling Vs. battle" being it's only prompt, then this means it can also recommend good stories or help write good stories to a reasonably competent degree.
I really, legitimately, and in good faith want someone to present me with an AI capable of doing this.