SHF High-school Fanfic

[BouncyCactus]

There was a conversation about a couple people seeking out alcohol a few pages ago

"I might or might not have a replica key for that. As long as we are quiet, and don't make a mess, we can snag a few bottles from down the cellar."

 

[Detective_Quack]

Hol up does that mean Tony already shot us all with his revolver and we're in the afterlife?

No his bullets just send his Target back to a particular amount of time before getting shot, the exact amount of time can be changed as he wishes.

There was a conversation about a couple people seeking out alcohol a few pages ago

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Hol up does that mean Tony already shot us all with his revolver and we're in the afterlife?


There was a conversation about a couple people seeking out alcohol a few pages ago

Considering my circumstances of being a former human with memory loss, I would likely believe that Tony might either killed me off before some crazy girl had stabbed me or after I signed some sketchy contract, then shot me. Likelihood would be the former since I felt I was given stabbed wounds before dying.

If this place might end up like a Grand Blue skit, why not add some kind of system in the school where all the students can't use their OP and basically battle it out using Scores like Baka no Test?

 

[HelloHound]

Tell me how you could beat a concept

just keep biting until it stops moving

 

[TsumiHokiro]

just keep biting until it stops moving

Can't bite, what should I do then?

 

[Voidiris]

Considering my circumstances of being a former human with memory loss, I would likely believe that Tony might either killed me off before some crazy girl had stabbed me or after I signed some sketchy contract, then shot me. Likelihood would be the former since I felt I was given stabbed wounds before dying.

If this place might end up like a Grand Blue skit, why not add some kind of system in the school where all the students can't use their OP and basically battle it out using Scores like Baka no Test?

Well if you don't why something happened, then is the answer eldritch being.
I think we don't need such a system because it doesn't matter who wins or how strong we are, the eldritch beings are even if you don't consider what I said (maybe) no problem, TheEldritchGod hasn't shown any reasons for hostility and probably wants no hostility for now, I don't know how the many hands behave, the janitor (is probably an eldritch being,) protects the school, Quack only wants bread, I have malicious intentions when I show up but until now I just observe and I'm theoretically the weakest character, kurou is always sleeping.

 

[HelloHound]

Can't bite, what should I do then?

step on them with your mighty paws until they submit, then grow teeth to bite them

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Well if you don't why something happened, then is the answer eldritch being.
I think we don't need such a system because it doesn't matter who wins or how strong we are, the eldritch beings are even if you don't consider what I said (maybe) no problem, TheEldritchGod hasn't shown any reasons for hostility and probably wants no hostility for now, I don't know how the many hands behave, the janitor (is probably an eldritch being,) protects the school, Quack only wants bread, I have malicious intentions when I show up but until now I just observe and I'm theoretically the weakest character, kurou is always sleeping.

Tsundere.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

step on them with your mighty paws until they submit, then grow teeth to bite them

Also don't have pawns, what should I do then?

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Don't have pawns, what should I do then?

Wait until you hatch.

 

[Voidiris]

Can't bite, what should I do then?

Well concepts can be killed if they don't exist anymore.
But I'm a concept that can't be destroyed~
But my body is quite easy to destroy depending on the scenario.

Also don't have pawns, what should I do then?

Just perceive me as defeated and you beat my body.

 

[HelloHound]

Also don't have pawns, what should I do then?

...smack them with your fluffy tail until they listen to your words

 

[TsumiHokiro]

Wait until you hatch.

Well, at least that has an ending in sight.

Just perceive me as defeated and you beat my body.

To perceive is easy I guess, to believe is not.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

...smack them with your fluffy tail until they listen to your words

Also don't have a tail...

 

[HelloHound]

Also don't have a tail...

it's a miracle that you have survived this long; just call for help at that point

 

[Voidiris]

To perceive is easy I guess, to believe is not.

Theoretically warping your perception with your believe is possible, but you would need to be even more delusional.

 

[TsumiHokiro]

it's a miracle that you have survived this long; just call for help at that point

I assure you I have a very thick shell. And if I ever need help, I'll call for you.

Theoretically warping your perception with your believe is possible, but you would need to be even more delusional.

A child is not really delusional, though.

 

[HelloHound]

I assure you I have a very thick shell. And if I ever need help, I'll call for you.

alright I'll keep my ears perked little chick

 

[ArcadiaBlade]

Well if you don't why something happened, then is the answer eldritch being.
I think we don't need such a system because it doesn't matter who wins or how strong we are, the eldritch beings are even if you don't consider what I said (maybe) no problem, TheEldritchGod hasn't shown any reasons for hostility and probably wants no hostility for now, I don't know how the many hands behave, the janitor (is probably an eldritch being,) protects the school, Quack only wants bread, I have malicious intentions when I show up but until now I just observe and I'm theoretically the weakest character, kurou is always sleeping.

Now I'm starting to wonder if adding bad luck to my character concept is a good idea. Its basically like I'm not even courting death at this point but just skip past the courting part and ending up lighting the beacon to ask for a swift erasure of my existence.

....I better off not coming out of the basement considering lady luck is too jealous of me flirting with death and straight up increasing the difficulty to an 11 just because my former life was a bit easier.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Smh my head just write a chapter where you win, easy