SHF High-school Fanfic

[Don_Quacko]

 

[Don_Quacko]

There ain't no rule which states i can't peck you

 

[MidnightFox]

With these I can

Spoiler: cursed

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I'm the literal incarnation of lightning remember? and also i can take control of Your own Shadow and Stab you from behind

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

There ain't no rule which states i can't peck you

Listen here, you little duck May I remind you that even after being chopped each of my parts stays under my control? If you eat even a tiny bit of me I'll just destroy you from the inside

I'm the literal incarnation of lightning remember? and also i can take control of Your own Shadow and Stab you from behind

Well, first of all, get in line. Azure already booked the next month of stabbing. Second, I have been stabbed and impaled and chopped so many times that I'm starting to develop a stab-resistant skin. So try harder nya

 

[MidnightFox]

Listen here, you little duck May I remind you that even after being chopped each of my parts stays under my control? If you eat even a tiny bit of me I'll just destroy you from the inside


Well, first of all, get in line. Azure already booked the next month of stabbing. Second, I have been stabbed and impaled and chopped so many times that I'm starting to develop a stab-resistant skin. So try harder nya

You're don't have resistance to Ice or lightning so that's not a problem

 

[Anon2024]

*Stellar*

Too bad I'm a duck.

*Dick*

 

[Don_Quacko]

Listen here, you little duck May I remind you that even after being chopped each of my parts stays under my control? If you eat even a tiny bit of me I'll just destroy you from the inside

Eww... I won't eat you, you're nowhere near the breadishness of bread.

 

[Don_Quacko]

*Dick*

D*ck

 

[Nahrenne]

It was a general call for help stab, but if you want to, you can be my senpai, too. And you don't even need to stab me for it!

'-'
How about a huggle?
*opens arms out for you*
\(^o^)/

Listen here, you little duck May I remind you that even after being chopped each of my parts stays under my control? If you eat even a tiny bit of me I'll just destroy you from the inside

'-'
So...you are saying you'll make people pregnant if they eat you?

Was a part of you in the gummy bears @Corty ate?

X

 

[Don_Quacko]

@Nahrenne curiosity killed the cat.

 

[Azure_Fog]

So try harder nya

Okay~ *stabs you out of existence*

 

[MidnightFox]

Well, first of all, get in line. Azure already booked the next month of stabbing. Second, I have been stabbed and impaled and chopped so many times that I'm starting to develop a stab-resistant skin. So try harder nya

We can make a deal if you don't want to be Roasted alive with Lightning and don't worry i won't turn you into charcoal ice magic is handy in that regard

 

[Azure_Fog]

Roasted alive with Lightning

I don't approve~ Daikon is best raw~

i won't turn you into charcoal ice magic is handy in that regard

Scientifically, that won't stop anything~ Electricity would probably just conduct through the ice~ (no idea though~)

 

[Corty]

So...you are saying you'll make people pregnant if they eat you?

Was a part of you in the gummy bears @Corty ate?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

'-'
How about a huggle?
*opens arms out for you*
\(^o^)/

Yay! I want!

'-'
So...you are saying you'll make people pregnant if they eat you?

NO! I'm just inside them! Like that bible dude that was eaten by a fish! And I punch from the inside!

Was a part of you in the gummy bears @Corty ate?

X

Corty incident had nothing to do with me. He is not my mother. These are all allegations

Okay~ *stabs you out of existence*

Not you! Ahghh... y-you... don't... need to... try... harder... ghhhh... *dies*

We can make a deal if you don't want to be Roasted alive with Lightning and don't worry i won't turn you into charcoal ice magic is handy in that regard

What would that deal involve?

I don't approve~ Daikon is best raw~

I agree I'm the best raw

 

[Nahrenne]

@Nahrenne curiosity killed the cat.

Good job I'm not a cat, then.
(^-^)

Yay! I want!

*gives you a humongous huggle*
\(^o^)/

NO! I'm just inside them! Like that bible dude that was eaten by a fish! And I punch from the inside!

Hmm...
I thought the fish let Jonah go once he decided to actually go along with God's orders

Corty incident had nothing to do with me. He is not my mother. These are all allegations

Why would Corty being pregnant have anything to do with them being your mother?

The implication was you were the reason why Corty got pregnant, no?

X

 

[MidnightFox]

What would that deal involve?

Make a garden of vegetables that have the properties of Wasabi and Chilli peppers with your plant powers and i'll leave you alone, deal?

 

[Corty]

Why would Corty being pregnant have anything to do with them being your mother?

The implication was you were the reason why Corty got pregnant, no?

I am willing to adopt her, though.

 

[Nahrenne]

I am willing to adopt her, though.

The image of a pregnant loli adopting a masochistic daikon radish as a daughter...
That's quite an image.



X

 

[Corty]

The image of a pregnant loli adopting a masochistic daikon radish as a daughter...
That's quite an image.

I am shedding the loli form back to normal form. It's more comfortable for being pregenant.

Although, I know, even that form is a loli in your eyes.