SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

I was just following your format~ I’m not that short, okay??

another shorty detected

*stabs in retaliation*

see, thats why...ghh... I like you...aghhj.... *dies bit satisfied*

 

[Azure_Fog]

another shorty detected

I’m 5 feet 6 inches~ (or 167.6cm~) I will stab you repeatedly if you call me short~ (when I was last measured)

 

[Azure_Fog]

I did some researching Danny~ You’re the short one here~ I’m taller by a full 4 centimeters~ Ehehehe~
(unless you’re in daikon form~ then you’re even shorter~)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Are you sure they make sense with explanation~? I mean, how do 12 quintllion daggers converge on a single piint~? Doesn’t that make a black hole~? Not to mention that they’re moving way, way, way, faster than light~

It doesn't have to make too much sense. Her own ability includes using flex tape to fix reality, because tape fixes cracks.

I recommend not using large numbers, after a certain point it all becomes the same to her- an attack attempting to overwhelm the enemy, perhaps just try throwing an infinite amount of daggers, or manipulating a few in a clever way? As for the FTL bit, you control time and causality, so it'd easily explained that way.

 

[Azure_Fog]

I recommend not using large numbers, after a certain point it all becomes the same to her-

True~

As for the FTL bit, you control time and causality, so it'd easily explained that way.

Not necessarily~ We don’t know enough about the universe to actually predict what happens at FTL~ I watched some videos relating to it (and forgot most of it) but it should be possible because Einstein‘s theories don’t agree with quantum ones and we don’t have a quantum gravity rule that is somehow important? I’m no physicist~ Point is, you might not need to mess with time to abuse FTL things~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I’m 5 feet 6 inches~ (or 167.6cm~) I will stab you repeatedly if you call me short~ (when I was last measured)

I did some researching Danny~ You’re the short one here~ I’m taller by a full 4 centimeters~ Ehehehe~

I'm destined to be looked down upon for the rest of my life

(unless you’re in daikon form~ then you’re even shorter~)

As a daikon I'm 20cm long and 10cm diameter

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm destined to be looked down upon for the rest of my life

I won’t bully you for being short~ Unless you consent of course~ I already have a shortie to make fun of~

As a daikon I'm 20cm long and 10cm diameter

Including or excluding the stem~?

 

[Generic.Archdemon]

Hmmm... gravy...

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I'm destined to be looked down upon for the rest of my life

As a daikon I'm 20cm long and 10cm diameter

I’m 5 feet 6 inches~ (or 167.6cm~) I will stab you repeatedly if you call me short~ (when I was last measured)

... Heh. Short peop- *gets stabbed, dies*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I won’t bully you for being short~ Unless you consent of course~ I already have a shortie to make fun of~

Bully me as you wish, Your Stabbyness
I have a lot of friends from volleyball team, so I'm used to it

Including or excluding the stem~?

with the stem it's 25cm

 

[Azure_Fog]

... Heh. Short peop- *gets stabbed, dies*

I’m going to have to steal some of you then~ I curse you to become a smaller (and shorter) floating ball~

Bully me as you wish, Your Stabbyness
I have a lot of friends from volleyball team, so I'm used to it

Okay then, shortie~

with the stem it's 25cm

Tasty greens~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

True~

Not necessarily~ We don’t know enough about the universe to actually predict what happens at FTL~ I watched some videos relating to it (and forgot most of it) but it should be possible because Einstein‘s theories don’t agree with quantum ones and we don’t have a quantum gravity rule that is somehow important? I’m no physicist~ Point is, you might not need to mess with time to abuse FTL things~

I'm not gonna comment on the 'disproving Einstein's theory relativity' part cause that's been a hot topic for years.

Thing is, the speed of light in the irl universe is basically the maximum speed of information. If you move faster than it, you're literally moving faster than cause and effect. So if you can go faster than light, it's highly likely you can abuse time. At least that's my understanding from being a sci-fi nerd.

In SHHS, you could handwave that as Tony raising the speed limit, kind of like
in Futurama.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Okay then, shortie~

Thank you, Little Stabbyness Now I know that I can bite your ankles when in danger (as a daikon)

Tasty greens~

That's right praise me more

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm not gonna comment on the 'disproving Einstein's theory relativity' part cause that's been a hot topic for years.

How interesting~ Well I only looked at one video so my views are definitely biased~

Thing is, the speed of light in the irl universe is basically the maximum speed of information. If you move faster than it, you're literally moving faster than cause and effect. So if you can go faster than light, it's highly likely you can abuse time. At least that's my understanding from being a sci-fi nerd.

I didn’t understand the video very much but it somehow disproved that? Maybe? Not like I understood a thing~

Science is complicated~ Especially when breaking the laws of physics~

Thank you, Little Stabbyness Now I know that I can bite your ankles when in danger (as a daikon)

…

That's right praise me more

*stabs*

 

[Aaqil]

An annoying one too, you'll have to explain all your attacks to her in great detail or else she'll invalidate them because they make no sense


Cookie?

 

[Aaqil]

I'm destined to be looked down upon for the rest of my life

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Since I'm already replying...

…

*stabs*

*dies but fulfilled as a troll*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I didn’t understand the video very much but it somehow disproved that? Maybe? Not like I understood a thing~

Quantum physics is for masochists anyways.

Science is complicated~ Especially when breaking the laws of physics.

And that's why I went to IT and am writing books instead of getting a physics degree.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*dies but fulfilled as a troll*

*stabs again*

 

[Aaqil]