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Voidiris

Gaze into the abyss to truly see?
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One shall be, but it is necessarily that the enlightened ones shall steer him in the correct path, even if I don't hold the wheels of fate.
To quote Michel de Montaigne: “In a great storm, sailors in ancient times invoked Neptune: O God! You will save or destroy me according to your will. But whatever you will, I will steer my ship as necessary!”
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I'm just making up shits at this point cus my family's buddhism and I never read a single word in the bible before, I only take verses out and quote them to look cool and knowledgefied, imma stop since this feels too far lolll
Wasn't that one definition of edgelord?
 

Voidiris

Gaze into the abyss to truly see?
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Nah that'd be quoting Satan, I'm worse. I'm an edgelord who's actually thinks he's good
Wasn't a definition, someone who says things to be cool?
And I think at least the Satanic temple has some good points like
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.
 

LuoirM

Voidiris' enthusiast feet enjoyer.
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Wasn't a definition, someone who says things to be cool?
And I think at least the Satanic temple has some good points like
Yeah... the joke was I'm saying I'm also; an edgelord, just worse cus I quote religious stuff.
I'm not on any grounds to comment on any religious text, I for one just learned the difference between Dharma and Tao yesterday. I'm not saying any or whatever is bad or good, but there are certain demographics that liked to quote 'em
 

SsemouyOnan

Imagine you can fly
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:blob_neutral: Why does your alter ego sound hot?

*is tempted to steal the sinckers* Maybe... Maybe we should let the other Seymour stretch her legs every once in a while? :blob_hmm_two:
That wasn't entirely my alter ego, though? :blob_frown: I'm gonna pretend that second part isn't there, it's either me or her.
Only 11d~?
By that point I would have declared that there are only 11 dimensions for the sake of brevity, so that's as high as we can go sadly
 

Azure_Fog

More stabby, more happy~
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That wasn't entirely my alter ego, though? :blob_frown: I'm gonna pretend that second part isn't there, it's either me or her.

By that point I would have declared that there are only 11 dimensions for the sake of brevity, so that's as high as we can go sadly
I see…
 

Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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I can :blob_thor: I only like the standard things! Compared to some of you I'm vanilla, dang it!
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What flavour would I be for ice cream, I wonder?
:blob_frown:
I wonder what kind of music Nahrenne likes.
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I wonder that, too...
It's such an eclectic mix of genres.
:sweat_smile:
Anime, game, film, tv series music
Symphonic rock
Some rock
Classical
A very small amount of K-Pop
Baroque pop (kind of)
Electro-swing
40's music
80's music
Etc...
Oh... Clever :blob_evil: I was about to suggest that pile of ropes I stole borrowed from Luoir, but magic works as well :blob_evil:
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I personally wouldn't go anywhere near anything owned by him...
...he might have licked it.
@DannyTheDaikon
Enough with the teasing; things are getting too hot. I want the smut chapter.
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How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?
Vodka is still good. But my head hurts.
*gives you some jasmine tea*
*massages your head*
Hope the hangover goes away
Naturally, there no other place I'd rather be :blob_evil: :blob_uwu: This Daikon found it's Mistress
Spoken like the masochistic sub you are
Y'know considering the past 10 pages have been full of uh, explicit interactions between Azure and Danny. I'm wondering if it would be best for my subsequent in-character breakdown to turn me into a villainess because goddess daikon seems beyond saving, or just make me explode repeatedly explode to spare me the cringe and end my suffering at the same time
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*huggles*
You always have @MatchaChocolate69
Nooooo!!!! My Rootling!!!! I'm not any less evil! I just enjoy my daily torture! Azure is very skilled at it, it's not my fault!
:blob_neutral:
At this point, isn't it half-hourly torture at the least?
Mm, you're right. As long as I have my Stabstress I have everything I need :blob_evil: :blob_uwu:
*notes down DTD doesn't need huggles anymore*
You're leading her toward that conc-
conc-...?
:blob_frown:
What was the word?
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*genuinely doesn't know and is now curious*
so I'm opening up gradually like anal probe,
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Are you speaking from experience or fantasy?
:blob_neutral: Why does your alter ego sound hot?
:blob_neutral:

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Nahrenne

Pure and Innocent Maiden~
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*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X
 

LuoirM

Voidiris' enthusiast feet enjoyer.
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*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X
*bring momma's sweet fish sauce contained in a small bottle*

I'm boutta blow y'all mind with how good this taste with savory stuff
 

MatchaChocolate69

Edible Bittersweet Edgelord, Rebel against Entropy
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How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?
It is indeed a long story. Here is a summary with the voices of the protagonists.

But we are two worlds apart
Can’t reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way

when Nahrenne isn't watching

you have other juices besides blood~

Please punish me,

Good job~



ahh kyyaaa~

I'm trying to be a good Daikon, but then the Naughty Eldritch comes in and tests me

Kyaaa~ ah, Your Stabbyness I'm being spoiled today~

You are tempting me again,

Ehehehehe~

being called delicious

I wonder if what else could you be using... :blob_hmm_two:

Well, she does shove things inside me, alright...


Most certainly~ I’m very excited for it~

I end up inside her

Then when she feels like ****ing me the ****** penetrates...

it naturally ends up inside me. Apparently other items are being used

body fluids you release during it


You’re my dinner~

kyaa~... Your Stabbyness, it's my greatest pleasure to get *****ed by surprise :blob_evil::blob_uwu:

*moans* kyaa~ just once? :blob_ghost:

Maybe~ Well, since you’re in bed I guess the fun can start~


kyaa~ *was into that* :blob_ghost: I see you're getting more daring lately


I completly forgot that they are fucking each other noew.

Marriage is overrated. Being ******** and eaten is the hot stuff now :blob_ghost:

I'm too good with GL :blob_shade:
 

DannyTheDaikon

I came here to laugh at you
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What flavour would I be for ice cream, I wonder?
:blob_frown:
Hmm... I can imagine being it one of the classic flavors but with a unique spin on it :blob_hmm_two:
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I personally wouldn't go anywhere near anything owned by him...
...he might have licked it.
That's why I purified it with magic :blob_sir: It would be a waste of a perfectly fine rope otherwise
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How did we go from a masochist being repeatedly murdered to smut?
For this Daikon there's no difference :blob_uwu:
Spoken like the masochistic sub you are
:blob_evil_two: :blob_evil: :blob_uwu: Yes, that's me
At this point, isn't it half-hourly torture at the least?
We both need to sleep sometimes, so it would average more to an hourly torture :blob_hmm_two::blob_sir:
*notes down DTD doesn't need huggles anymore*
Nooooo! I still need my huggles!
*puts several large blankets on the lawn*
*places several baskets on the blankets*
*opens a basket and takes out crockery, cutlery, and serviettes*
*opens other baskets and takes out quiches, sandwiches, pies, pasta salads, cheese salads, coleslaw, sliced roast chicken, sliced roast beef, baguettes, butter, a selection of cheeses, a selection of cured meats, fruit, jams, chutneys, sausage rolls, cheese scones, fruit scones, plain scones, whipped cream, clotted cream, a selection of desserts*

Anyone up for a picnic?

X
I just woke up from a nap so another nap a picnic would be very nice :blob_uwu:
 
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