SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

But your constitution isn’t strong enough~
*turns tools to the max*
You can’t beat my reality breaking tools~ And I haven’t even started with the knives yet~

*gasps* I will endure for the knives! Even if I have to survive the reality being broken!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*gasps* I will endure for the knives! Even if I have to survive the reality being broken!

Well~ I‘ll just watch for a few hours first~
*turns tools up past max*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Well~ I‘ll just watch for a few hours first~
*turns tools up past max*

I'm... I'll... gahhh... I.... will.... prevail... ghhhaa... *dies but partially*

 

[Azure_Fog]

I'm... I'll... gahhh... I.... will.... prevail... ghhhaa... *dies but partially*

Hehehehe~
*a few hours later*
*slices a bit*
*stabs a bit*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hehehehe~
*a few hours later*
*slices a bit*
*stabs a bit*

*barely alive* kyaa~ I'm... I'm still not... gahhh... saying anything...

 

[Azure_Fog]

*barely alive* kyaa~ I'm... I'm still not... gahhh... saying anything...

Bad daikon~
*stabs*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Bad daikon~
*stabs*

Kyaa~ now we're talking

 

[Azure_Fog]

Kyaa~ now we're talking

So~ Who stole the cookies~?
*stabs again* (the tools are still at reality breaking levels)

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

So~ Who stole the cookies~?
*stabs again* (the tools are still at reality breaking levels)

*aAaH* It was...

...me! I did this! I stole them nya!

 

[Azure_Fog]

*aAaH* It was...

...me! I did this! I stole them nya!

Hmm~ I’ll have to steal them back~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hmm~ I’ll have to steal them back~

noooo! my cookies! I'll be sad now

 

[Azure_Fog]

noooo! my cookies! I'll be sad now

Where are they? Answer me~!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Where are they? Answer me~!

they are inside me nya! i ate them all!

 

[Azure_Fog]

they are inside me nya! i ate them all!

Not a problem~ Time to take them back~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Not a problem~ Time to take them back~

my coookieeeeeeeessssss!

 

[Azure_Fog]

my coookieeeeeeeessssss!

Hehehehe~
*retrieves cookies from Danny’s stomach* (use your imagination)
*turns tools up even more*
*eats cookies*
EHEHEHEHEHEHE~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hehehehe~
*retrieves cookies from Danny’s stomach* (use your imagination)

For the sake of my sanity I'll assume you just turned back time to the moment when they weren't eaten yet

*turns tools up even more*
*eats cookies*
EHEHEHEHEHEHE~

But... But... I told you.. where they were... ahhhghhghh... *dies*

 

[Azure_Fog]

For the sake of my sanity I'll assume you just turned back time to the moment when they weren't eaten yet

Nope~ I wouldn’t do that~

But... But... I told you.. where they were... ahhhghhghh... *dies*

Oops~ Too much~
*turns off tools*
I’ll just leave your twitching body there~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nope~ I wouldn’t do that~

did you just eat digested cookies?

Oops~ Too much~
*turns off tools*
I’ll just leave your twitching body there~

Ghhaaa... not.... fair....ghhh

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Aight, time for a cat, ya crazy Comrades.