SHF High-school Fanfic

[MidnightFox]

Martyr for the growth of the forum!

*I take you in my arms in a princess carry and fly into the sky, a beautiful night sky is reflected in your eyes, then i slowly descend to the school rooftop and put your head in my lap* Your silence was a sign of you agreeing

 

[MidnightFox]

See?! And you're not even getting eaten passionately like me

Nope of the other students wanted to fight with me Azure was my only choice

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nope of the other students wanted to fight with me Azure was my only choice

Steal the bread from the Duck and you'll get to fight the Eldritch Angry Bird

 

[MidnightFox]

See?! And you're not even getting eaten passionately like me

Skewed preferences on your part, i just wanted to fight but nobody wanted to fight me

 

[MidnightFox]

Steal the bread from the Duck and you'll get to fight the Eldritch Angry Bird

And why would i do that when, what makes the duck strong is also his biggest weakness

 

[MidnightFox]

I just have to give the duck some bread and while he's distracted i can cook him slowly from the inside with blood and lightning magic

 

[TsumiHokiro]

I just have to give the duck some bread and while he's distracted i can cook him slowly from the inside with blood and lightning magic

Or you can give the duck bread that will cook him from the inside.

 

[MidnightFox]

And The dragons and lizards in class are week to Ice magic combine that with blood magic stopping the blood from flowing normally and they're dead

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Skewed preferences on your part, i just wanted to fight but nobody wanted to fight me

> steal the hoard from Prince
> steal bread from Duck, but give him some first
> steal blood from Envy/ Call her Envy instead of En-chan
> steal money from Sola-sama
> steal drugs from Rhaps

The options are plentiful... If they're too weak on their own, you just have to do all of the above and fight them all at once

I just have to give the duck some bread and while he's distracted i can cook him slowly from the inside with blood and lightning magic

Have you seen him eat? He's gonna swallow the full bread in one go and then come after you

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Actually, I should probably update my profile, since it's a bit outdated... I'm an eldritch class now and and a Goddess and all that

 

[MidnightFox]

Have you seen him eat? He's gonna swallow the full bread in one go and then come after you

Sleds can handle being a meat shield

 

[Voidiris]

Totally not a masochist btw

I told you, you're even bigger masochist than I am, since you're her sparing partner by choice at least I was first brainwashed

I feel like masochism quantity is going up but I never saw a true masochist.

More vegetable penetration porn...

It's more unique than the other kind of porns on this site.

Martyr for the growth of the forum!

Sacrifices need to be made.

 

[Nahrenne]

It's even in Cyrillic... I can only read "Elektrik" and "Remont" though

???

X

 

[MidnightFox]

And as a matter of fact Fallen Angels and Kitsune are technically on the same level as gods to a degree

 

[TsumiHokiro]

It's more unique than the other kind of porns on this site.

Anything can be made porn...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Sleds can handle being a meat shield

If you need Sleds as a meat shield, then Duck seems to be a perfect opponent for you. Just skip Sleds and bam, here's your challenge

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

???

X

I was trying to distract you, so I don't have to explain to pure maiden what type of blow up doll I thought of Too pure

 

[MidnightFox]

> steal the hoard from Prince

Has two glaring weaknesses mainly Ice magic and Stopping his blood from flowing

steal bread from Duck, but give him some first

Stealing bread from the duck is counter intuitive, since Preventing his blood from flowing would give me enough time to kill him while he's eating

steal money from Sola-sama

Done it every time i had the chance what's new

steal drugs from Rhaps

Don't Need to bother with him since Kureous is my supplier of drugs

steal blood from Envy/ Call her Envy instead of En-chan

Would rather give her blood than take it from her, on the off chance we did fight though my skill set is more versatile so i would win

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Has two glaring weaknesses mainly Ice magic and Stopping his blood from flowing

Why is our dragon so weak

Stealing bread from the duck is counter intuitive, since Preventing his blood from flowing would give me enough time to kill him while he's eating

HA! LoL weak Duckling

Done it every time i had the chance what's new

poor Sola-sama...

Don't Need to bother with him since Kureous is my supplier of drugs

there's also the risk of ending up pregnant if you cross him

Would rather give her blood than take it from her, on the off chance we did fight though my skill set is more versatile so i would win

Forgetting the actual Kraken and a Cerberus guarding her, plus as a Vamp Queen she probably gets some good perks/buffs, so I wouldn't cross her out so easily

 

[Stealthy_Enigma]

And as a matter of fact Fallen Angels and Kitsune are technically on the same level as gods to a degree

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