SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

N-no? N-nothing, my Rootling. We were just... wrestling... You know, to hone our villainous abilities

Ooo, goddess daikon is training with Azure? When you're confident enough in your abilities, you should wrestle her in the cafeteria in front of the whole school!

I'm sure it'll be a spectacle! I'll even borrow Rhaps' camera to immortalize your greatness.

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

@MatchaChocolate69 If you are going to use that secret technique to become a Villainous fox man, at least you should differentiate yourself with your emotes~

Like so~
˝/\__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠᯽≖‿⁠≖)
/ ˝∩∩˝\ *Rubs hands mischievously*

˝/\⁠⁠__/\˝
(⁠⁠⁠✿≖‿⁠<)✨️ This is a joke, by the way~

Wow! I really am an ultra-hot fox.
Thank you, Enigma-san for the gift!

I changed the signature.

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ooo, goddess daikon is training with Azure? When you're confident enough in your abilities, you should wrestle her in the cafeteria in front of the whole school!

I'm sure it'll be a spectacle! I'll even borrow Rhaps' camera to immortalize your greatness.

Hmmm~ Sure~
*casts binding spell on Danny*
*drags to cafeteria*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hmm~ Too much~
*revives*

Ahh... better I'm already able to stay alive at half power, tho

Ooo, goddess daikon is training with Azure? When you're confident enough in your abilities, you should wrestle her in the cafeteria in front of the whole school!

I'm sure it'll be a spectacle! I'll even borrow Rhaps' camera to immortalize your greatness.

Oh, I bet it would be a spectacle, alright. Some would probably even enjoy watching such...um.. passionate... fight

 

[Azure_Fog]

Ahh... better I'm already able to stay alive at half power, tho

Okay~ Should I cancel the cafeteria fight then~?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hmmm~ Sure~
*casts binding spell on Danny*
*drags to cafeteria*

kyaa~ Y-Your Stabbyness... but... but everyone will be watching as you ravish devour flex your power on me kyaa~ so indecent~

Okay~ Should I cancel the cafeteria fight then~?

no?

 

[Azure_Fog]

kyaa~ Y-Your Stabbyness... but... but everyone will be watching as you ravish devour flex your power on me kyaa~ so indecent~

That’s fine~

But first, @LuoirM the next batch of reference material is ready~

Spoiler: Lots of quotes~

Ehehehehehe~
*grabs daikon into hug*

A h-hug?! kyaa~ *blushing furiously* I'm being spoiled so much today

You’re hallucinating.
*stabs*

aAaah~ and even stabby stabby?! My Stabstress is giving this lowly Daikon so much affection today

*stabs harder*
(*hugs tighter*)

I'm so glad I became a masochist... This Daikon is in heaven to receive so much cuddles from her, Stabstress

*breaks hug*
*pulls out more knives*
*begins stabbing*

kyaa~ even more stabbing?! aaAha~ *counts stabs: multiple* *somehow still not dead* OoOoohhhh... am I getting stronger?

Her brain’s a bit incoherent due to me eating her~ Sorry~

Hmm~ Seems I need to try harder then~
*stabs*
*eats more*

AaAAaaaaahHh~ Your Stabbyness... SooOOoo skilled...with the knife~ I gives me so... munch... hehe... when... the apple... stabby... heart... ghhh... *dies*

*revives*
The first course is over~
*makes moon full*
Ehehehe~

*nom*
Hmmm~ I’m thirsty~
*fills glass will daikon juices*
Hehe~ delicious~

This Daikon is happy to provide Your Stabbyness with so much nutrition Please eat me more, Your Stabbyness *secretly getting stronger*

Time for desert~
*unfulls the moon*
*casts binding magic*
*adds daikon sauce*
*eats*

*Hacks back into reality and cuts off your neck* The fight isn't over yet you know

Too bad~ I’m having Danny time right now~
*goes back to eating Danny*

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO KILL MY STABSTRESS IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR FUN TOGETHER?! *angry Eldritch Daikon noses*

I already dealt with Midnight~ Now then, I can’t have you getting mad~
*adds gag to binding magic spell*
*continues eating*

MmmMMmmmMmm~ mmmm mm mmmmmm mmmm!~~

*lifts face*
Have you calmed down~?

Mmm!~ *blushes*

No~? Seems like somebody needs to be punished~
*pulls out punishment “tools”*
Hehehe~
*turns punishment tools up halfway*

Mm! Mm! M MM!~ mmmMmmmmMmMMMMmmmMmmmmmMMmmMmM~~

 

[Azure_Fog]

no?

Your move first~

 

[MidnightFox]

Too lazy~ Also I have admin perms too, you know~

Our battle will be legendary

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Our battle will be legendary

Offers popcorn
Patience, Lady Midnight! Let us first feast our eyes on this duel between the Goddess Daikon and... (What's Azure's title anyways?)

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Your move first~

Oh, we serious
Nya!
*loosens tie* Since it's wrestling no weapons I presume?

 

[Azure_Fog]

(What's Azure's title anyways?)

Destroyer of Multiverses I think… let me check~
Never mind~ I don’t have an official one~ Well, besides Eldritch Abomination of Time and Causality~

Hmmm~ Any suggestions~?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh, we serious
Nya!
*loosens tie* Since it's wrestling no weapons I presume?

Yep~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Destroyer of Multiverses I think… let me check~
Never mind~ I don’t have an official one~ Well, besides Eldritch Abomination of Time and Causality~

Hmmm~ Any suggestions~?

The Almighty Goddess of Pleasure Stabbs

 

[Azure_Fog]

The Almighty Goddess of Pleasure Stabbs

Boring~ Almost as boring as your lack of fighting~

 

[MidnightFox]

Offers popcorn
Patience, Lady Midnight! Let us first feast our eyes on this duel between the Goddess Daikon and... (What's Azure's title anyways?)

You do you, i'm stuck at work still so the fight can be postponed for later

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Yep~

I guess I'll die
*grabs arm and twists* *puts pressure on the elbow*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Destroyer of Multiverses I think… let me check~
Never mind~ I don’t have an official one~ Well, besides Eldritch Abomination of Time and Causality~

Hmmm~ Any suggestions~?

We might have a better idea after the next issue of the school newspaper. I've prepared something very special there

 

[Azure_Fog]

(What's Azure's title anyways?)

I have decided~ I am Azure, the Eien no Hakai!

We might have a better idea after the next issue of the school newspaper. I've prepared something very special there

Well~ Let’s see~ For now I like this one~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Boring~ Almost as boring as your lack of fighting~

Please forgive, I was busy looking for a fucking scanner cable that just despawned also why not just using usb C god I hate printer companies