SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

I do not have eyes, but sure.
*changes limbs around every time they become too damaged, shoots out the bones into your clones and your real self to destroy them*
*the bones of the dead god of greed absorb any and all energy*
*takes out the hair that Azure gave me*
What did Ssemouy say? Ah, yes. IN SOVIET RUSSIA, REALITY BENDS YOU!
*uses the hair as a medium to channel Azure's powers, bringing out copies of myself to the battle*

One hair, especially in unblessed one, won’t do much, Russian~

At least we are now officially a family. @Azure_Fog is now my Sister-in-law and your granddaughter!

You will never be part of my family.

Look again it's not my normal heart this one has the essence of the All-Mother, the one you almost juiced out that one time

Oh~
I see~
*eats happily*

...that was an unexpected turn of events
I feel touched

*secretly wipes away a tear*

No crying~
*wipes tear with finger*
*licks finger*
Hmmm~ A bit salty~
*kisses forehead*

I do, but subversion of expectations got me in a twist.

I see~

... Daughter, not granddaughter. Midnight and Pixy just call me a babushka because... Because.

Correct~
I’m not calling you mom, mum, mommy, mama, or any related titles though~ ‘Kay~?

I am proud of all of you! My daughter getting... err... symbiot-ed? And my son! Conducting such a nice ceremony!
Azure, welcome to the family.

Nope~
Danny is now mine~ I own her heart as proof and my hair as a signature~

Thank you Matcha-kun! It was a beautiful webbing Eldritch chaotic ceremony! I'm so happy that it was none other but you who carried it out for us

It is a wedding~

What about the party part of the ceremony?

It can wait~
*locks door*
*starts eating*

Welcome to the family, @Azure_Fog !

Thanks~ Now get out~ I’m disowning you~

 

[Azure_Fog]

It's time for me to sleep Good night everyone!

But first we have to have play~
I’m sure you’ll sleep once I’m done~
Night~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

If they're just animals it's ok but any Kitsune are off limits, got it *Collapses reality through coding one more time just to make sure*

*dodges* I had to do it just one time
Wait, did you think I was taking body parts from Kitsune? I only borrow limbs from those who deserve it.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

You can eat me if you want~

Chomp

 

[MidnightFox]

It's time for me to sleep Good night everyone!

Good night, going to sleep as well (as soon as Simple_Russian_Boi and I wrap up our fight)

 

[Nahrenne]

I'm not gonna be the one explaining it, no. I swear you do this on purpose somehow!

???

Black tea with mint. And eggplant stuffed with minced meat, champignons and sprinkled with parmesan. Well, not stuffed exactly, I just don't know the right word...
You cut an eggplant in half horisontaly, slise the soft parts a bit and cover it with "stuffing that's not actually stuffing" and put that bad boy in the oven till its done.

Ohhh.
'o'
A shame I don't like aubergine.

Seymoure does. Ssemouy doesn't.

Ohhh

And I remembered the anti-piracy advertisement about buying DVDs.
"Steve's DVD scares friend away, and Bob's DVD brings them together" or something like that.

I don't understand this...

It's time for me to sleep Good night everyone!

Sleep well!

Good night, going to sleep as well (as soon as Simple_Russian_Boi and I wrap up our fight)

Sleep well.

X

 

[MidnightFox]

*dodges* I had to do it just one time
Wait, did you think I was taking body parts from Kitsune? I only borrow limbs from those who deserve it.

Yes why else would I attack you (i've killed MatchaChocolate69 for the same reason multiple times already)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

One hair, especially in unblessed one, won’t do much, Russian~

That's why I don't use the full scope of your powers.

Correct~
I’m not calling you mom, mum, mommy, mama, or any related titles though~ ‘Kay~?

Thank god for that, that would've been strange.

Good night, going to sleep as well (as soon as Simple_Russian_Boi and I wrap up our fight)

I should go to sleep too, so let's just-
*bites your arm*

 

[MidnightFox]

Bullying my kin Equals death

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

I should go to sleep too, so let's just-
*bites your arm*

Go to sleep babushka, you need da energy

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

Bullying my kin Equals death

Kits stick together

 

[MidnightFox]

*bites your arm*

Does lightning taste good or is it ice you're biting, take a guess which one it is

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

???

Yeah, whoever said that to you was probably talking about sex.

Ohhh.
'o'
A shame I don't like aubergine.

For the longest time, I didn't like it too, now I've grown to love it.

I don't understand this...

On old blu-ray discs, there was always an advertisement before the films that compared the quality of the original and pirated discs. I'll try to find that video tomorrow, but right now I'm too lazy to do it.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Does lightning taste good or is it ice you're biting, take a guess which one it is

Mmm, it stings. Well, at least I kept my word.

Imma bite you.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Go to sleep babushka, you need da energy

I probably should go to sleep... I'll need to drag around those 600 books tomorrow again...

 

[MidnightFox]

I hope this fight ends up as either an inspection for a chapter or in the news article

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I hope this fight ends up as either an inspection for a chapter or in the news article

Probably both. It would be funny if the next several vols will include articles with me just fighting with people over misunderstandings.

 

[MidnightFox]

Kits stick together

Hands you some beer and grabs my own glass and gives you a toast good night

 

[Nahrenne]

Yeah, whoever said that to you was probably talking about sex.

'o'
Is that what happened when I passed out, then?
jk

For the longest time, I didn't like it too, now I've grown to love it.

I really don't like its taste or texture.
But hey, it's what you made for yourself to eat.
If you really like it, then I hope you enjoyed the meal.
(^_^)

On old blu-ray discs, there was always an advertisement before the films that compared the quality of the original and pirated discs. I'll try to find that video tomorrow, but right now I'm too lazy to do it.

'o'

X

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Hands you some beer and grabs my own glass and gives you a toast good night

Good night, good fight.