SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*Hands you the glass of water* vodka

*drinks it without too much thinking*
*stops for a moment*
Whyyyyyyy?!
*falls down on the floor and doesn't move*

 

[LuoirM]

Accurate but I meant irl because my body doesn't understand how body temperature functions.

Sounds oddly hot.
Like you can both store an egg and boil it if in yo but?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*Hands you the glass of water* vodka

*drinks it without too much thinking*
*stops for a moment*
Whyyyyyyy?!
*falls down on the floor and doesn't move*

I'm going to tell Nahrenne

 

[MidnightFox]

*drinks it without too much thinking*
*stops for a moment*
Whyyyyyyy?!
*falls down on the floor and doesn't move*

*Cures you from the alcohol with my Orange eye* i would have thought you saw it coming considering I even mentioned the alcohol's brand and all

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It's soon snake time.

Spoiler: Snake time

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I'm going to tell Nahrenne

I think she already knows...

*Cures you from the alcohol with my Orange eye*

What does that even mean? Does that mean that all alcohol now floats away from me or something?

i would have thought you saw it coming considering I even mentioned the alcohol's brand and all

You said it was water! Water!!

 

[MidnightFox]

I'm going to tell Nahrenne

No you don't
*Teleports both of us inside Azure's room and hand cuffs you on her bed*
*Leaves*

 

[Voidiris]

Sounds oddly hot.
Like you can both store an egg and boil it if in yo but?

The reverse is true too, my body temperature can be too cold.
There are just problems with my blood vessels.

Spoiler: Snake time

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Yes.

 

[MidnightFox]

You said it was water! Water!!

The Capital letters were there for a reason you know

 

[LuoirM]

The reverse is true too, my body temperature can be too cold.
There are just problems with my blood vessels.

Yes.

So you're saying I can be on both the cold and warm side of the pillow?

 

[Voidiris]

So you're saying I can be on both the cold and warm side of the pillow?

Yes.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I think she already knows...

She knows that Mid--

No you don't
*Teleports both of us inside Azure's room and hand cuffs you on her bed*
*Leaves*

...I'm not even going to try getting out. It's perfect

 

[LuoirM]

Yes.

I think I'm in love with you, let's do some NTR while Corty's away sick.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

The Capital letters were there for a reason you know

Capital letters can suck my- actually no. Not gonna finish that sentence.

 

[MidnightFox]

Capital letters can suck my-

Balls

 

[Voidiris]

I think I'm in love with you, let's do some NTR while Corty's away sick.

Okay.

 

[LuoirM]

Okay.

*turns over to blow into your belly to make fartin'-like noises*

 

[Voidiris]

*turns over to blow into your belly to make fartin'-like noises*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*turns over to blow into your belly to make fartin'-like noises*

You have a very strange definition of NTR, my guy.

 

[LuoirM]

WELL I NEVER GET CONSENT BEFORE SORRY