SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

The... skin me finger, it starts getting bubbly white which me thought an explosion but it just skin and I can peel it off...

Don't peel it off and most certainly don't eat it whatever you did, let it heal

 

[LuoirM]

That might be it.

... Fingernails maybe? Or did you do something to your fingers.

Also, don't eat them. They're bad for your health.

Did you get a blister? How?

Me think me did... uh...

Drown me own fingers just so they'll know how the wet world works and would help me to dive into the wet world without drowning. For 2 hours da last 3 days

 

[LuoirM]

Don't peel it off and most certainly don't eat it whatever you did, let it heal

But it is addicting

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Me think me did... uh...

Drown me own fingers just so they'll know how the wet world works and would help me to dive into the wet world without drowning. For 2 hours da last 3 days

Please don't do that anymore, at least not for so long.
*adds healthy skin to your fingers*
*puts plasters on your fingers*
There. Don't do anything with them today.

But it is addicting

Resist the temptation, little one.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Me think me did... uh...

Drown me own fingers just so they'll know how the wet world works and would help me to dive into the wet world without drowning. For 2 hours da last 3 days

Also, you can't breathe underwater, even if your fingers get used to it...

Should I just give you gills? That'll be safer.

 

[LuoirM]

Please don't do that anymore, at least not for so long.
*adds healthy skin to your fingers*
*puts plasters on your fingers*
There. Don't do anything with them today.

Resist the temptation, little one.

*stares at hand, philosohpically in disbelief and a bit unhinged "
If me hand be hurt, and me be heal, then me hand replace, is it still me hand?

Also, you can't breathe underwater, even if your fingers get used to it...

Should I just give you gills? That'll be safer.

Gills are gross! Bleeh

 

[ShizukiIchino]

3s reload the rest is classified for now.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*stares at hand, philosohpically in disbelief and a bit unhinged "
If me hand be hurt, and me be heal, then me hand replace, is it still me hand?

... Sure it is, it's still attached to your body, after all.

Gills are gross! Bleeh

But they let you breathe underwater.

 

[Pixytokisaki14]

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Vnuchenka, you're supposed to be on patrol, no?

 

[LuoirM]

But they let you breathe underwater.

*comtemplate existence*
Can me still make racoon sounds?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*comtemplate existence*
Can me still make racoon sounds?

Yep.

 

[LuoirM]

gimme 'em gills!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

gimme 'em gills!

*gives you gills that you can open and close*
*connects them to your lungs so they'll work properly*
Here you go. Just remember to actually use them when you go underwater. And don't breathe through your mouth, you'll just dwon again.

 

[LuoirM]

Nehaha, now I can breath in the wet world, no one tells me what to do *breathes wrongly and collapses immediately*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Nehaha, now I can breath in the wet world, no one tells me what to do *breathes wrongly and collapses immediately*

Should've expected that.
*revives*
You'll get used to it.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Matcha raised the bar too high, dang it. Now I have to flex to out do him

Spoiler

Nyo

 

[Aaqil]

Matcha raised the bar too high, dang it. Now I have to flex to out do him

Spoiler

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[DannyTheDaikon]

Generating Seymour be like:

smol, brat, evil, twin tails, smug

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Generating Seymour be like:

smol, brat, evil, twin tails, smug

Was the "brat" part necessery?