SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

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Da fuq is dat? Some western propaganda snack? Seeing it for the first time.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

...What would that be? I genuinely have no clue what could she give it?

A soul. Then you'll have another lil sister.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

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Ah yes, milky way, the brand that doesn't exist in my country.

...What would that be? I genuinely have no clue what could she give it?

I wonder...

 

[Voidiris]

Da fuq is dat? Some western propaganda snack? Seeing it for the first time.

German Fun Fact!
Chocolate here is produce by, with and for children!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

German Fun Fact!
Chocolate here is produce by, with and for children!

Great! Let the brats do the hard work!

 

[Voidiris]

Great! Let the brats do the hard work!

Once they done they are added to the ingredients.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Da fuq is dat? Some western propaganda snack? Seeing it for the first time.

Used to be a big hit in the 90 here. Then disappeared for a loooong time and recently they brought it back. As far as I can tell it's specifically european version of US Mars Inc.

A soul. Then you'll have another lil sister.

wouldn't be more like a niece?

Ah yes, milky way, the brand that doesn't exist in my country.

It's just star shaped chocolate. But good.

I wonder...
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...I see a but hole there....
I feel like I need to take a page out of Matcha's book and start stalking you, because I don't have the slightest clue what it's about
*runs off to do research*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Once they done they are added to the ingredients.

Even better.

Used to be a big hit in the 90 here. Then disappeared for a loooong time and recently they brought it back. As far as I can tell it's specifically european version of US Mars Inc.

Huh. Enteresting.

wouldn't be more like a niece?

 

[Voidiris]

Even better.

It's done for a reason.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

It's done for a reason.

Oh, that's why there's chocolate called Kinder

 

[SsemouyOnan]

...I see a but hole there....

Considering what game its from that's totally possible, thank goodness it wasn't actually or I might've been bonked by Tony

I feel like I need to take a page out of Matcha's book and start stalking you, because I don't have the slightest clue what it's about
*runs off to do research*

TL;DR: Quack asked for bread, Heroine Ssemouy gave him infinite bread from her pet, Infinite Food(the one in the photo)

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Oh, that's why there's chocolate called Kinder

Ah, Kinder eggs, I love those. All of them come with a nice little toy

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ah, Kinder eggs, I love those. All of them come with a nice little toy

I had a full collection of one toy lines, but now it's lost to time.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Considering what game its from that's totally possible, thank goodness it wasn't actually or I might've been bonked by Tony

TL;DR: Quack asked for bread, Heroine Ssemouy gave him infinite bread from her pet, Infinite Food(the one in the photo)

I have a feeling Danny doesn't want to meet this pet

Oh, that's why there's chocolate called Kinder

Those MFs... Addicting

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I have a feeling Danny doesn't want to meet this pet


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Those MFs... Addicting

Now I want one. All the stores are closed and that's the last of my problems. Can't leave the building.

 

[Voidiris]

Oh, that's why there's chocolate called Kinder

Ah, Kinder eggs, I love those. All of them come with a nice little toy

Those MFs... Addicting

See?

Now I want one. All the stores are closed and that's the last of my problems. Can't leave the building.

They taste frozen the best

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I have a feeling Danny doesn't want to meet this pet

Why not? It's cute and harmless. It just sits in the basement, bubbling with madness and confusion.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

See?

They taste frozen the best

Frozen? Not cold?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Now I want one. All the stores are closed and that's the last of my problems. Can't leave the building.

This thread is dangerous. I keep craving chocolate too

Why not? It's cute and harmless.

...Sure I take your word for it

It just sits in the basement, bubbling with madness and confusion.

Just like me when Azure gets mad at me and locks me in the dungeon for centuries



This poor thing! Danny will find you some tasty humans to chew on, so you don't feel lonely

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Just like me when Azure gets mad at me and locks me in the dungeon for centuries



This poor thing! Danny will find you some tasty humans to chew on, so you don't feel lonely

It eats itself. Heroine Ssemouy created it solely for the purpose of being eaten, that's why its confused all the time