SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

ಠ_ಠ If she wants my heart, she can just ask. I have plenty laying around because of Azure

She's not doing it for the heart, she's doing it because she can

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U makin me feel bad

It's the canon reaction

Again, it's a lesson on how not to accidently sell your soul. You don't need to waste resourses like that.

I can get as many of my souls as I want, it's not exactly a scarce resource

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*procedes to talk for two hours*

*constantly asks questions and acts contrarian for 2 hours*

 

[Voidiris]

Look out for these three and if any of them fall asleep, you can slap them awake.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

She's not doing it for the heart, she's doing it because she can

And not even eat it?! How wasteful! (°ロ°)

@Simple_Russian_Boi Give Seymour a lecture on wasting food the 5 hours long one

It's the canon reaction

Ssemouy! Don't be sad! This Goddess is very happy that her Rootling is so... compact! You are very space efficient and it's easy to transport you around!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*constantly asks questions and acts contrarian for 2 hours*

*answers patiently because he's a good mama*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

And not even eat it?! How wasteful! (°ロ°)

@Simple_Russian_Boi Give Seymour a lecture on wasting food the 5 hours long one

No

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

No

(°ロ°)

Why?!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

And not even eat it?! How wasteful! (°ロ°)

[Daikon, I know what you're trying to do. You aren't getting my powers. Not that the Villainess' Declaration would permit it anyways.]

Ssemouy! Don't be sad! This Goddess is very happy that her Rootling is so... compact! You are very space efficient and it's easy to transport you around!

It's okay goddess daikon, I'm fine now

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

(°ロ°)

Why?!

Lazy

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

[Daikon, I know what you're trying to do. You aren't getting my powers. Not that the Villainess' Declaration would permit it anyways.]

(°ロ°)
I forgot I could do that! YES THAT WAS MY P-PLAN ALL ALONG! Ah, woe is me you saw right through me! You won this time, Seymour!
*runs away before the truth gets out*

It's okay goddess daikon, I'm fine now

*hands you your Zombie Daikon*
*pats head*
*walks away proudly*

Lazy

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(°ロ°)
I forgot I could do that! YES THAT WAS MY P-PLAN ALL ALONG! Ah, woe is me you saw right through me! You won this time, Seymour!
*runs away before the truth gets out*

This reminds me of those CN webnovels with the MC that always gets misunderstood by overthinking enemies who think they're some sort of mastermind lol

*hands you your Zombie Daikon*
*pats head*
*walks away proudly*

Goddess daikon, what do the zombie daikons eat? I've been mostly watering it and letting it rest in the earth, but since it moves around I thought it might need more calories than just that. Should I feed it vegetables or meat? Is chocolate alright for a treat?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Goddess daikon, what do the zombie daikons eat? I've been mostly watering it and letting it rest in the earth, but since it moves around I thought it might need more calories than just that. Should I feed it vegetables or meat? Is chocolate alright for a treat?

Feed him the Sun.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Feed him the Sun.

Got it! May I borrow our Solar System Spaceship?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

This reminds me of those CN webnovels with the MC that always gets misunderstood by overthinking enemies who think they're some sort of mastermind lol

Lmao yes. That's why I think Danny would be quite a formidable foe at the end of the day. She's dumb enough to be unpredictable

Goddess daikon, what do the zombie daikons eat? I've been mostly watering it and letting it rest in the earth, but since it moves around I thought it might need more calories than just that. Should I feed it vegetables or meat? Is chocolate alright for a treat?

It can eat pretty much anything They do love Matcha's chocolate, so you can always feed them that. Just make sure it's the "clean" chocolate. I once feed them the drugged one, by accident and... well... heh... Yeah, just don't give them drugs

Feed him the Sun.

Eating Sun doesn't end well. I'd know I wrote it

They could eat the Sun tho... given you cast fire resistance on them

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

They could eat the Sun tho... given you cast fire resistance on them

But the Stars are tasty!

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Lmao yes. That's why I think Danny would be quite a formidable foe at the end of the day. She's dumb enough to be unpredictable

It can eat pretty much anything They do love Matcha's chocolate, so you can always feed them that. Just make sure it's the "clean" chocolate. I once feed them the drugged one, by accident and... well... heh... Yeah, just don't give them drugs

I'll feed this one lots of meat and milk so it can grow big and strong

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

But the Stars are tasty!

They are

Spoiler: Tasty stars

I'll feed this one lots of meat and milk so it can grow big and strong

I can imagine Godzilla chapter where it's a Zombie Daikon instead

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

They are

Spoiler: Tasty stars

I may be Eldritch, but I can't see it. My VPN is broken too...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

They are

Spoiler: Tasty stars

You should be more worried about what Heroine Ssemouy will feed it...

I can imagine Godzilla chapter where it's a Zombie Daikon instead

I was thinking more on the lines of Berserker from fate with me sitting on its shoulder like Illya

I may be Eldritch, but I can't see it. My VPN is broken too...

Can't see it either

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I may be Eldritch, but I can't see it. My VPN is broken too...

You should be more worried about what Heroine Ssemouy will feed it...

...What would that be? I genuinely have no clue what could she give it?

I was thinking more on the lines of Berserker from fate with me sitting on its shoulder like Illya