SsemouyOnan
Bittersweet Cranberry Flavored Euphoria
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- May 29, 2022
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*hijacks school PA system*
Hello~ Hello! MIC TEST! *bzzzzzzzzz*
Whoops, I spoke too loudly. Hello there, students of Scribble Hub High. It's everyone's favorite ☆ evil ❤ minion ^v^~ *blegh* , Assistant Secretary of the Supreme Student Council and faithful reporter of the greatest and only source of truth in the school, the Journalist Club!
Today, it is with great anticipation and more aptly, trepidation that I make an announcement that you simply all must hear. Earlier today, I have had the honor of (legally) obtaining top-secret information that would make for a spectacular scoop! I had received it from none other than our resident Star Cultist @TheMonotonePuppet and our Great Prez @Corty! Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to say what it is, under threat of complete obliteration.
Well, let us not spoil the surprise. I regret to inform you all about a piece of grave news - that under specific circumstances, respawns will not occur and death may become permanent. (until Tony notices and fixes it) Bone-chilling, I do know.
Sadly. there is little we can do to prevent it, so we may only mourn the ceaseless march of destiny. However, I say, isn't this an opportunity? An event such as this will surely provide unforgettable bonding between our students and a once-in-a-life-time experience! A matter of course as most realize the fragility of their life they took so for-granted ah, I could just feel my hair turning pink at the thought of it, that's exactly how things ought to be! Wait, my hair is turning pink? That's incredibly bad! *noms snickers*
Many may experience a gruesome fate they will never return from, but do not lose all your hope just yet! The best we, the students and staff, can do is honor their deaths in this obituary. A glitter bomb shall be set off in the name of each lost soul, coupled with a short message honoring their artful scattering.
But first, I we would like to proudly announce the honorary members, they smile upon us as the lords of death(dying, that is) Although not permanent, they have died the most number of times of all the students.
Honorary Members
Lord @MatchaChocolate69 - Master Chocolatier and Casanova extraordinaire. Unfortunately, his escapades often lead to his untimely and expected demise. Will my poor lord's struggle ever end? Only time shall tell.
@DannyTheDaikon - The Venerated Goddess Daikon and the Eldritch Symbiote of our school's serial stabber! It is no mystery that she has died enough times to dwarf the number of multiverses her Stabstress has destroyed.
@Theirl - Our school's wannabe hero that I definitely do not have on my payroll! It is a matter-of-fact that he dies pitifully as he holds his flickering candle of darkness to the all consuming villainy of this school.
Now that the progenitors have made themselves known, I solemnly present this obituary in preparation for the inevitable. 1 student has fallen prey to the permanent consequences of DEATH. May they find peace at last.
Well, that is all, evil ❤ minion ☆ Ssemouy, signing out!~~^V^ *blegh*
Hello~ Hello! MIC TEST! *bzzzzzzzzz*
Whoops, I spoke too loudly. Hello there, students of Scribble Hub High. It's everyone's favorite ☆ evil ❤ minion ^v^~ *blegh* , Assistant Secretary of the Supreme Student Council and faithful reporter of the greatest and only source of truth in the school, the Journalist Club!
Today, it is with great anticipation and more aptly, trepidation that I make an announcement that you simply all must hear. Earlier today, I have had the honor of (legally) obtaining top-secret information that would make for a spectacular scoop! I had received it from none other than our resident Star Cultist @TheMonotonePuppet and our Great Prez @Corty! Unfortunately, I'm not allowed to say what it is, under threat of complete obliteration.
Well, let us not spoil the surprise. I regret to inform you all about a piece of grave news - that under specific circumstances, respawns will not occur and death may become permanent. (until Tony notices and fixes it) Bone-chilling, I do know.
Sadly. there is little we can do to prevent it, so we may only mourn the ceaseless march of destiny. However, I say, isn't this an opportunity? An event such as this will surely provide unforgettable bonding between our students and a once-in-a-life-time experience! A matter of course as most realize the fragility of their life they took so for-granted ah, I could just feel my hair turning pink at the thought of it, that's exactly how things ought to be! Wait, my hair is turning pink? That's incredibly bad! *noms snickers*
Many may experience a gruesome fate they will never return from, but do not lose all your hope just yet! The best we, the students and staff, can do is honor their deaths in this obituary. A glitter bomb shall be set off in the name of each lost soul, coupled with a short message honoring their artful scattering.
But first, I we would like to proudly announce the honorary members, they smile upon us as the lords of death(dying, that is) Although not permanent, they have died the most number of times of all the students.
Honorary Members
Lord @MatchaChocolate69 - Master Chocolatier and Casanova extraordinaire. Unfortunately, his escapades often lead to his untimely and expected demise. Will my poor lord's struggle ever end? Only time shall tell.
@DannyTheDaikon - The Venerated Goddess Daikon and the Eldritch Symbiote of our school's serial stabber! It is no mystery that she has died enough times to dwarf the number of multiverses her Stabstress has destroyed.
@Theirl - Our school's wannabe hero that I definitely do not have on my payroll! It is a matter-of-fact that he dies pitifully as he holds his flickering candle of darkness to the all consuming villainy of this school.
Now that the progenitors have made themselves known, I solemnly present this obituary in preparation for the inevitable. 1 student has fallen prey to the permanent consequences of DEATH. May they find peace at last.
Obituary
-Chapter 51: @Anon2024
“Someone died, no one knows who this person is.”
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-Chapter 51: @Anon2024
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Well, that is all, evil ❤ minion ☆ Ssemouy, signing out!~~^V^ *blegh*
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