SHF High-school Fanfic

[Azure_Fog]

that's good rest is important

I have to get up early tomorrow though…
*sad cat Azure noises*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I have to get up early tomorrow though…
*sad cat Azure noises*

Oke... I kidnap Your Stabbyness, so she can't go anywhere I will provide spoil spoil, lots of it

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oke... I kidnap Your Stabbyness, so she can't go anywhere I will provide spoil spoil, lots of it

Ehe~ Danny’s kidnapping me~
*clone splits off to deal with school*
I have to run away~
*starts running slowly*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ehe~ Danny’s kidnapping me~
*clone splits off to deal with school*
I have to run away~
*starts running slowly*

ehehe~ you can't escape Danny, Your Stabbyness
*starts chasing after*
Danny is kidnaping you you will be subjected to lots and lots of spoiling and nobody can save you from it

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehe~ you can't escape Danny, Your Stabbyness
*starts chasing after*
Danny is kidnaping you you will be subjected to lots and lots of spoiling and nobody can save you from it

Nyooooo~
*trips*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nyooooo~
*trips*

*catches*
Haha! Got you now!
*hugs very tightly*
My Your Stabbyness now surrender without fight and I'll go easy on you

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Heroine Ssemouy is the nicest person ever, there's no way she's yandere

.

It was on the first day of class that I felt a gaze burning into me...
..it was Matcha, seated beside me.
He could not pry his eyes away from me, even for a moment.
That man is confident, his smile charming. It is as if the male lead in the games I played had come to life.
I can't help but glance back, into every possibility that rests within his being.
And he loves me so, so much.
Why, look! See how his eyes twinkle like the most brilliant of emeralds for every second he lays them upon me?
I love the Matcha who loves me.
His gaze that softens only for me.
His bedeviling smile that exists only for me.
His chocolate heart that beats for no one else but me.
Matcha, who can find happiness, only through me.

 

[Azure_Fog]

*catches*
Haha! Got you now!
*hugs very tightly*
My Your Stabbyness now surrender without fight and I'll go easy on you

Nyooo~ I will escape~!!!
*flails comically*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

.

It was on the first day of class that I felt a gaze burning into me...
..it was Matcha, seated beside me.
He could not pry his eyes away from me, even for a moment.
That man is confident, his smile charming. It is as if the male lead in the games I played had come to life.
I can't help but glance back, into every possibility that rests within his being.
And he loves me so, so much.
Why, look! See how his eyes twinkle like the most brilliant of emeralds for every second he lays them upon me?
I love the Matcha who loves me.
His gaze that softens only for me.
His bedeviling smile that exists only for me.
His chocolate heart that beats for no one else but me.
Matcha, who can find happiness, only through me.

Let's be honest... He'll be into that

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nyooo~ I will escape~!!!
*flails comically*

*holds and doesn't let go*
I see... I will have to show you that your resistance is futile
*bites ear but gently*
*hugs tighter*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*holds and doesn't let go*
I see... I will have to show you that your resistance is futile
*bites ear but gently*
*hugs tighter*

NyyyaaAaAAA!!!!
*stops resisting*
*pretends to be unconscious*
oh nyooo…

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

NyyyaaAaAAA!!!!
*stops resisting*
*pretends to be unconscious*
oh nyooo…

Oh nyoooooooo! Her Stabbyness wilted!
It's time for Daikon CPR (ง'̀-'́)ง
*puts Her Stabbyness on the floor*
*raises Her Stabbyness' chin*
*spawns a daikon*
*peels*
*slices*
*feeds slice to Her Stabbyness*
That should do it

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh nyoooooooo! Her Stabbyness wilted!
It's time for Daikon CPR (ง'̀-'́)ง
*puts Her Stabbyness on the floor*
*raises Her Stabbyness' chin*
*spawns a daikon*
*peels*
*slices*
*feeds slice to Her Stabbyness*
That should do it

…
I was making it easier to kidnap me, nya…
Oh nyooo~ I can’t more~ Danny has paralyzed me~

 

[Hopper]

No.

Do it, or:

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Do it, or:

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It's all in Le Head, so no. All Daikons belong to Azure.

 

[Hopper]

Oh nyoooooooo! Her Stabbyness wilted!
It's time for Daikon CPR (ง'̀-'́)ง
*puts Her Stabbyness on the floor*
*raises Her Stabbyness' chin*
*spawns a daikon*
*peels*
*slices*
*feeds slice to Her Stabbyness*
That should do it

…
I was making it easier to kidnap me, nya…
Oh nyooo~ I can’t more~ Danny has paralyzed me~

Hence why humanity never understands the higher echelon of entities. It's basically incomprehension, and these two are the very examples of said echelon, most likely the insane ones.

 

[Hopper]

It's all in Le Head, so no. All Daikons belong to Azure.

Frick. Wait, does she have the property certificate of the daikons?

A division wants to question him then...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

…
I was making it easier to kidnap me, nya…
Oh nyooo~ I can’t more~ Danny has paralyzed me~

Oke I'll kidnap you easier
*kidnaps easier*
*My Stabby Stabby forever and ever only mine!!! *Evil Daikon laughter*

*Starts spoiling Her Stabbyness lots and lots*
*rubs ears*
*strokes back and hair*
*gives cuddles*
*licks cheek*
*gives more cuddles*

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oke I'll kidnap you easier
*kidnaps easier*
*My Stabby Stabby forever and ever only mine!!! *Evil Daikon laughter*

*Starts spoiling Her Stabbyness lots and lots*
*rubs ears*
*strokes back and hair*
*gives cuddles*
*licks cheek*
*gives more cuddles*

Nyaaaaaaaa~
nyanyanyanya~
nyaaa~
*wraps tail around*
*nuzzles*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Nyaaaaaaaa~
nyanyanyanya~
nyaaa~
*wraps tail around*
*nuzzles*

ehehehe~
*regains composure*
Ekhm... yes, that's right! Don't think it's over yet HA!
*gently noms ears*
*continues cuddling*
*wraps tail around and pulls closer*
*starts playing with hair*
*is proud*