SHF High-school Fanfic

[SsemouyOnan]

Wait... But Seymour has a different hair color. Ssemouy? Are you a weeb?

*dyes hair pink*
Ehe, it was actually I all along?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*dyes hair pink*
Ehe, it was actually I all along?

Wanna go watch anime? Go grab your scythe, Matcha will also enjoy the show.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*High-pitched scream that pierces universes and shatters time*
*Pulls out nuclear flamethrower*
SEYMOUR I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!

*grabs the cockroaches*
They're plastic.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*High-pitched scream that pierces universes and shatters time*
*Pulls out nuclear flamethrower*
SEYMOUR I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!

it was not very effective....

Wanna go watch anime? Go grab your scythe, Matcha will also enjoy the show.

Ohohooho... why of course! Let me just grab my scythe...
*thinks of running away*
*can finally watch anime*
(I can keep up the act a bit more, right?)

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Ohohooho... why of course! Let me just grab my scythe...
*thinks of running away*
*can finally watch anime*
(I can keep up the act a bit more, right?)

(this little one cannot lie to save her life)

*puts "Wow. A talking fish" on tv*
Hehehehe... Technically, it's anime from Russia!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Perfect! With Your Stabbyness' help Seymour has no chance

Alright, what do I do Your Daikoness~?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

(this little one cannot lie to save her life)

(she is actually pretty good at diguises... but she's never there to see Seymour around so she wouldn't know a thing about acting like her)

*puts "Wow. A talking fish" on tv*
Hehehehe... Technically, it's anime from Russia!

Boi... I mean you...! this is a cartoon

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

(she is actually pretty good at diguises... but she's never there to see Seymour around so she wouldn't know a thing about acting like her)

Boi... I mean you...! this is a cartoon

Okay, fine.
*changes it to normal anime*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

it was not very effective....

Oh Seymooooouuuurrrrrrrrr

Alright, what do I do Your Daikoness~?

ehehe~
*drops the axe*


m-maybe y-you could help me paste those Seymour photos on the walls of my room? *points at the 2 trucks full of photos of Seymour from that one time she kidnapped you and forced me to be her personal photographer*
*payback*
<--- *is still thinking about being called Daikoness*
ehehe~

 

[Azure_Fog]

ehehe~
*drops the axe*


m-maybe y-you could help me paste those Seymour photos on the walls of my room? *points at the 2 trucks full of photos of Seymour from that one time she kidnapped you and forced me to be her personal photographer*
*payback*
<--- *is still thinking about being called Daikoness*
ehehe~

As you wish, Your Daikoness~
*changes into maid outfit*
*starts pasting photos*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

As you wish, Your Daikoness~
*changes into maid outfit*
*starts pasting photos*

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

 

[Azure_Fog]

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

*is staring*
*completely forgets about Seymour*
*is helping with the photos while enjoying the view*

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

*throws pink sakura petals in the air*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Ehe~
*blushes slightly*

*throws pink sakura petals in the air*

weeeeeee *runs around trying to catch them all*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

weeeeeee *runs around trying to catch them all*

*throws drunk little Zombie Daikons in the air*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*throws drunk little Zombie Daikons in the air*

（╯"°□°）╯ *runs around trying to catch them all*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

（╯"°□°）╯ *runs around trying to catch them all*

*the ones that you couldn't catch grasefuly land on their feet, hiccup and pass out*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*the ones that you couldn't catch grasefuly land on their feet, hiccup and pass out*

Mama... Why are Zombie Daikons drunk?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Mama... Why are Zombie Daikons drunk?

I don't drink as much vodka anymore, so they got into my secret (it's in the corner) stash.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I don't drink as much vodka anymore, so they got into my secret (it's in the corner) stash.

*looks at the pile of absolutely wasted Zombie Daikons*
*some of them started snoring very very loudly*
Well... At least they can't have a hangovers... I think