SHF High-school Fanfic

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I can't believe you abandoned anon with a simple "I am sorry, bro." SMH

Oi! It was either me or him! I couldn't even see what ate him!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Oi! It was either me or him! I couldn't even see what ate him!

You hear this, @Anon2024?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Because for Ssemouy, the worst thing is seeing her favorite Villain being down. At least I think so.

But... Matcha-kun

Seymour, yohooo, you get to stay for, get this, a month. Yes, an ENTIRE month!

SEYMOUR IS STAYING WITH US FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH?! OMG Seymour is my favorite! Oh, Seymour, we're going to have SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER *insert ominously insane Daikon laugh*

I can't believe you abandoned anon with a simple "I am sorry, bro." SMH

R.I.P Anon. Rest in tendrils.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

But... Matcha-kun

SEYMOUR IS STAYING WITH US FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH?! OMG Seymour is my favorite! Oh, Seymour, we're going to have SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER *insert ominously insane Daikon laugh*


R.I.P Anon. Rest in tendrils.

I have a confession to make. I forgot about Sleds midway through, and that's why I just had him melting at the end.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

But... Matcha-kun

... Shit, you right. More chocolate for you, Ssemouy.

SEYMOUR IS STAYING WITH US FOR AN ENTIRE MONTH?! OMG Seymour is my favorite! Oh, Seymour, we're going to have SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER *insert ominously insane Daikon laugh*

I don't have favorites *cough* Enigma *cough*

I have a confession to make. I forgot about Sleds midway through, and that's why I just had him melting at the end.

Poor guy... Didn't even die fast.

 

[Anon2024]

You hear this, @Anon2024?

Nothing ate me. I’m not delusional.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Nothing ate me. I’m not delusional.

Ah, nah, you're just lame.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I have a confession to make. I forgot about Sleds midway through, and that's why I just had him melting at the end.

The Queen doesn't forget. Everything the Queen does is perfectly according to keikaku

... Shit, you right. More chocolate for you, Ssemouy.

Ssemouy promised Seymour for a month. No backing out now! *snatches all the chocolate*

I don't have favorites *cough* Enigma *cough*

Enigma is everyone's favorite

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Nothing ate me. I’m not delusional.

How's your project in the basement going? Do you need some spare parts for your- whatsitcalled- really good egg scrambler?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

The Queen doesn't forget. Everything the Queen does is perfectly according to keikaku

Facts.

In reality, I have a really good memory, so it's kinda surprising.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Seymour is not answering

I have a confession to make. I forgot about Sleds midway through, and that's why I just had him melting at the end.

As expected of the one who confuses Marcy for Mary, sasuga En-sama!

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Seymour is not answering

As expected of the one who confuses Marcy for Mary, sasuga En-sama!

I'd never confuse Mary's real name!

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Facts.

In reality, I have a really good memory, so it's kinda surprising.

Stress, bad day, sleep deprivation, bad weather... Happens Though, it was quite unusual line up, so that also probably played a factor

Seymour is not answering

SEYMOUR! C'mon don't be shy!!! Come say hello to DANNY!!!

I found Seymour's weakness... I just need to creep her out enough to make her not want to show up

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Seymour is not answering

As expected of the one who confuses Marcy for Mary, sasuga En-sama!

Lies! This weeb shit could only be heard from Seymour!

 

[Azure_Fog]

I just need to creep her out enough to make her not want to show up

I can help~

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I can help~

Perfect! With Your Stabbyness' help Seymour has no chance

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I'd never confuse Mary's real name!

That's right, her real name is obviously Marie! (It arrived to me in a dream)

Lies! This weeb shit could only be heard from Seymour!

Seymour pls come quickly I'm about to be exposed here

SEYMOUR! C'mon don't be shy!!! Come say hello to DANNY!!!

I found Seymour's weakness... I just need to creep her out enough to make her not want to show up

 

[Anon2024]

Ah, nah, you're just lame.

No, you!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Seymour pls come quickly I'm about to be exposed here

Wait... But Seymour has a different hair color. Ssemouy? Are you a weeb?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*High-pitched scream that pierces universes and shatters time*
*Pulls out nuclear flamethrower*
SEYMOUR I'LL SAVE YOU!!!!