*Scene in a movie of siblings being compared*
Friend:SO RELATE TO THIS! Always my Bro!

you2 right?
ME: *awkward agreement*
-Comes home and sees lil bruh getting scolded.
Me: W-what's wrong...
Lil bruh: Gran is comparing me to you again.
Me: "..."

Lil Bruh: Lend me your steam acc. and i'll forget about this.
Me:
DEAL.
-and thus my relationship with lil bruh kept its peace.
I'm back sis.