Everything can lactate
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BenJepheneT
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Imagine this:
Each toe is a mammary gland. Beneath each toenail is an elongated, inverse nipple, but there's no nipple to be protruded outwards. Instead, the toe IS the nipple. The milk pours out from the pores of the skin beneath the toenail. It caters to all flavours of milk consumption; you can choose to suckle on one toe at a time at a gentle pace or pull an Elvis Presly BLT and hunk down on the whole shelf, siphoning every individual droplet like a Dyson working overcharge.
Due to this branch in evolution, every woman expecting or wanting birth would be subjected to wearing the comfiest, fluffiest shoes known to mankind. They might even start being voluntarily wheelchair-bound if need be; all to preserve the Lactiferous tubule and ducts and lobes and fat now sustained within their feet to protect their ability to lactate. They will be guarded against all manner of filth and bruise, clad in the tightest, most secure fabric available for socks. They might even introduce designs for those wanting a bit of style for their feet bra. Experts would suggest trimming their toenails as to avoid having dirt and other unwanted contaminants in the contents of the milk, though it is a preference of some to have an organic chew toy in addition to enjoying their meal.
The feeding process would be akin to a painting from the renaissance. The mother, sitting high atop both the father and the child. The father would gently cup the infant in his hand as he hoists the child's mouth to their mother's toes. Slowly, but surely, years of genetic instincts would take over, and the baby would wrap their fragile fingers around the pinky toe, followed by their lips. The baby receives nourishment; nourishment endured by a body part made to sustain not only the child's nutrient storage but the weight of the mother, both metaphorically and literally.
And when the child is done, it is now the father's turn. He cowers beneath his mistress, bowing his head so as to not oppose his superior. By gentleman practice, he lifts his maiden's ankle and traces his tongue from heel to ball as a respectful, time-honoured practice from a male to a female. The male would have his mouth open throughout the ritual, and if the female feels generous enough, she retracts her mammaries and gently juts it into the male's mouth, allowing him to receive the golden nectar of motherhood. As traditions shed and cultures turn, however, many might discard such ancient practices and go for the vacuum-mouthed, shlopphy, Mexican sanchez dirty way of sucking out the milk with all ten toes jammed into the mouth like an oral bukake.
The default, however, remains as such; a merciful female, bestowing nutrients that flows ever so dense and packed with love and importance, from thigh to calf to ankle to arc to toe, down the unworthy throat of a male, blessing his system with the fuel that gives meaning to being a man.
Each toe is a mammary gland. Beneath each toenail is an elongated, inverse nipple, but there's no nipple to be protruded outwards. Instead, the toe IS the nipple. The milk pours out from the pores of the skin beneath the toenail. It caters to all flavours of milk consumption; you can choose to suckle on one toe at a time at a gentle pace or pull an Elvis Presly BLT and hunk down on the whole shelf, siphoning every individual droplet like a Dyson working overcharge.
Due to this branch in evolution, every woman expecting or wanting birth would be subjected to wearing the comfiest, fluffiest shoes known to mankind. They might even start being voluntarily wheelchair-bound if need be; all to preserve the Lactiferous tubule and ducts and lobes and fat now sustained within their feet to protect their ability to lactate. They will be guarded against all manner of filth and bruise, clad in the tightest, most secure fabric available for socks. They might even introduce designs for those wanting a bit of style for their feet bra. Experts would suggest trimming their toenails as to avoid having dirt and other unwanted contaminants in the contents of the milk, though it is a preference of some to have an organic chew toy in addition to enjoying their meal.
The feeding process would be akin to a painting from the renaissance. The mother, sitting high atop both the father and the child. The father would gently cup the infant in his hand as he hoists the child's mouth to their mother's toes. Slowly, but surely, years of genetic instincts would take over, and the baby would wrap their fragile fingers around the pinky toe, followed by their lips. The baby receives nourishment; nourishment endured by a body part made to sustain not only the child's nutrient storage but the weight of the mother, both metaphorically and literally.
And when the child is done, it is now the father's turn. He cowers beneath his mistress, bowing his head so as to not oppose his superior. By gentleman practice, he lifts his maiden's ankle and traces his tongue from heel to ball as a respectful, time-honoured practice from a male to a female. The male would have his mouth open throughout the ritual, and if the female feels generous enough, she retracts her mammaries and gently juts it into the male's mouth, allowing him to receive the golden nectar of motherhood. As traditions shed and cultures turn, however, many might discard such ancient practices and go for the vacuum-mouthed, shlopphy, Mexican sanchez dirty way of sucking out the milk with all ten toes jammed into the mouth like an oral bukake.
The default, however, remains as such; a merciful female, bestowing nutrients that flows ever so dense and packed with love and importance, from thigh to calf to ankle to arc to toe, down the unworthy throat of a male, blessing his system with the fuel that gives meaning to being a man.
ConansWitchBaby
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Jesus fuck ^
Idk maybe whale milk. It's basically cheese already.
Idk maybe whale milk. It's basically cheese already.
georgelee5786
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....Dear God. You are all crazy. LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!
................Kill me.Imagine this:
Each toe is a mammary gland. Beneath each toenail is an elongated, inverse nipple, but there's no nipple to be protruded outwards. Instead, the toe IS the nipple. The milk pours out from the pores of the skin beneath the toenail. It caters to all flavours of milk consumption; you can choose to suckle on one toe at a time at a gentle pace or pull an Elvis Presly BLT and hunk down on the whole shelf, siphoning every individual droplet like a Dyson working overcharge.
Due to this branch in evolution, every woman expecting or wanting birth would be subjected to wearing the comfiest, fluffiest shoes known to mankind. They might even start being voluntarily wheelchair-bound if need be; all to preserve the Lactiferous tubule and ducts and lobes and fat now sustained within their feet to protect their ability to lactate. They will be guarded against all manner of filth and bruise, clad in the tightest, most secure fabric available for socks. They might even introduce designs for those wanting a bit of style for their feet bra. Experts would suggest trimming their toenails as to avoid having dirt and other unwanted contaminants in the contents of the milk, though it is a preference of some to have an organic chew toy in addition to enjoying their meal.
The feeding process would be akin to a painting from the renaissance. The mother, sitting high atop both the father and the child. The father would gently cup the infant in his hand as he hoists the child's mouth to their mother's toes. Slowly, but surely, years of genetic instincts would take over, and the baby would wrap their fragile fingers around the pinky toe, followed by their lips. The baby receives nourishment; nourishment endured by a body part made to sustain not only the child's nutrient storage but the weight of the mother, both metaphorically and literally.
And when the child is done, it is now the father's turn. He cowers beneath his mistress, bowing his head so as to not oppose his superior. By gentleman practice, he lifts his maiden's ankle and traces his tongue from heel to ball as a respectful, time-honoured practice from a male to a female. The male would have his mouth open throughout the ritual, and if the female feels generous enough, she retracts her mammaries and gently juts it into the male's mouth, allowing him to receive the golden nectar of motherhood. As traditions shed and cultures turn, however, many might discard such ancient practices and go for the vacuum-mouthed, shlopphy, Mexican sanchez dirty way of sucking out the milk with all ten toes jammed into the mouth like an oral bukake.
The default, however, remains as such; a merciful female, bestowing nutrients that flows ever so dense and packed with love and importance, from thigh to calf to ankle to arc to toe, down the unworthy throat of a male, blessing his system with the fuel that gives meaning to being a man.
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TheDerpieGod
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they dont have gums dum dumBabies usually bite when they’re breastfeeding
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Yes but their bites fucking hurt, I’ve had to take care of my baby cousin for the past few weeks so I would know :(
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I think you doubt me and my weirdness.
TheDerpieGod
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pinchy pinchy