Taught a cousin that "jizz" meant piss and now he using it everywhere and my non English speaking relatives are none the wiser. he's been using it at school too to ask for the bathroom too
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much like spartans throwing weak babies off a cliff, if my son doesn't break out of my wife's womb like xenomorph im pulling out the cloth hanger and scraping his remain back to the source. i also believe in recycling
there are two skeletons in you. one drops too little loot to be useful and the other makes a goofy pose for environmental storytelling.
Setting myself on fire as tolerance training for hell so that I can survive long enough to find the guy who invented QR Menus in Restaurant and kill him
how am I still top 3 in messages y'all been snoozin'?
Gone for years, still top of reactions rating. That's how legends are born.
-Agentt
Missing you, brother.
#NoHomo
It's great to see you here. I hope you are doing fine.
im of the belief that you can theoretically control a woman like a Gundam by hooking up a computer chip to the uncut umbilical cord immediately post-birth but too bad modern medicine is run by cowards too afraid of Big Ethics™ to see the true advancement (Lockheed Martin sponsored bio-grown pregnant death drones)
Random animal fact #3
A newborn Chinese water deer is so small it can almost be held in the palm of the hand.
if you're under 5 foot 6 feel free to shout the n word (hard r) as no one can hear you down there
This daoist congratulates First Place on the leaderboard for today's birthdays
>read Hamlet
>there's no mention of a tiny ham
Shakespeare is a fucking hack
donate foreign currencies to homeless people. let them figure it out themselves.
it's time I put some wolf dick in the forums I will strike when you least expect
I've been moving on a lot, lately; many places that I simply let escape from my memory, now no more than a distant presence yearning for remembrance.
Yet I come back here every two weeks. I wonder why?
one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush
" and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas
goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that
value urself kings
, always 
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