It's great to see you here. I hope you are doing fine.
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im of the belief that you can theoretically control a woman like a Gundam by hooking up a computer chip to the uncut umbilical cord immediately post-birth but too bad modern medicine is run by cowards too afraid of Big Ethics™ to see the true advancement (Lockheed Martin sponsored bio-grown pregnant death drones)
Random animal fact #3
A newborn Chinese water deer is so small it can almost be held in the palm of the hand.
if you're under 5 foot 6 feel free to shout the n word (hard r) as no one can hear you down there
This daoist congratulates First Place on the leaderboard for today's birthdays
>read Hamlet
>there's no mention of a tiny ham
Shakespeare is a fucking hack
donate foreign currencies to homeless people. let them figure it out themselves.
it's time I put some wolf dick in the forums I will strike when you least expect
I've been moving on a lot, lately; many places that I simply let escape from my memory, now no more than a distant presence yearning for remembrance.
Yet I come back here every two weeks. I wonder why?
one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush
" and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas
goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that
value urself kings
, always 
european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum whiffs from their geriatric semen stews to keep a secret.
You still alive?
if chris chan wasn't so famous half of his videos could probably classify as snuff
ratatouille but remy teaches linguini how to have sex and the entire movie is just the guy trying to convince his partner that keeping on his chef hat is his mandatory fetish
many parents technically harbour so many child porn starring their children that we're probably walking among millions of potentials felons if they ever decide to go feral
We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic crystals alone.
Psy ops are real and they exist. How else are all these wannabe gravy seals dying from 9mm's all because they brought the "9mm are just fatter bb's" meme?
Everyone says the premise of Avatar is stupid but I'll be honest, I'd sacrifice my patriotic allegiance if it means copping 10 ft tall blue luminescent Mommy Na'Vi pussy.
i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I picked up the bones, I got pricked by a particular sharp edge. That was the ultimate culmination of the creature's revenge against it's demise; a minor inconvenience I'll soon forget after I hit "Post".
I'll sleep like a log tonight -
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