A wife is great. They should make a sequel. Call it Wife 2. I'm sure two can coexist peacefully.
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I've been sleeping late so hard so many times that I've decided to just skip sleep one night and now I'm sleeping at ungodly healthy hours.
I think the last time I actually slept at 10pm was when I'm 13. I can legally smoke for years now.
(Hypothetical) Married Life
Any old budget import sports cars: *exists*
random Rednecks suspiciously owning V8s and LS3s:
havent been writing much but ive been doodling a lot, and it feels like im making big progress in my story despite not actually writing.
might write a post on it.
my room's fan spins faster on power 2 than it does on power 3 what
what i hate more than incest is step-incest. it means someone took the coward's way out and wanted to have their cake without eating it. either they're blood related, or it's vanilla porn. no in betweens.
if the child isn't a froglet-faced chromosome disaster, fuck off.
"hey babe, you wanna do some rape play tonight"
no, I don't want to
"That's the spirit"
I regret to inform you that the royal guard did not play The Queen Is Dead by the
Smiths at Queen Elizabeth's funeral. I offer you my condolences.
All this ass and you still won't sit on my face
No Lighter, No Problem (i drew)
"child abuse is bad those who do it should be sent to jail >:((( "
Kid acts unruly on an airplane: "kick that little shit out the window"
Aber ja, natürlich Hans naß ist. Er steht unter einem waßerfall.
Tis' my calling
Status Posts: i despise these children-molesting transgenerates demoralizing the country with their gay propaganda they should all be outlawed and shot on sight
Recent searches: top 10 ladyboy solo tributes (deep moaning asmr)
I don't say this often but I think I've improved over the year (2022 > 2021)
I will make a dating channel on YouTube where I keep making "top 8 things not to do on a date" type videos and all of them are different kickboxing moves with detailed instructions on how to perform them so you could avoid """accidentally""" throwing an overhand right hook on your first night
I've recently started following some Instagram bodybuilders and I found out their comment sections hold one of the dirtiest, most vile thirst trap statements out there and NONE of them are from women
I've decided to forgo sensibility. If her thighs cannot juice my skull I do not want it
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