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  • i think about suicide multiple times a day, but without the depressing connotation. they're just the simple ideas of "what if's" floating around my head, like just laying down on the tracks as the automated train arrives, or downing painkillers and cutting open an artery on my thigh and letting it bleed. i don't feel sad or impotent, it's just this compulsion to "do it".
    LilRora
    LilRora
    Society, for some weird reason, sees suicidal thoughts as signs of severe depression and mental problems, but most people don't even think to consider if a person 'wants to die' or 'thinks about suicide'. I can't exactly support it by any evidence, but I'm pretty sure a large number of cases, maybe even more than half, is the latter.
    LilRora
    LilRora
    I'd say that emotionally mature people accept the thought of suicide as a way of ending their problems, but simply choose not to do it.
    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    Ben resisting the masculine urge to chug 2 pints of saturated salt water.

    There's a commonly known phenomenon where ppl experience the impulse to jump off high place. Maybe its similar
    Today my employer asked for my presence in private at his office and discussed the Instagram status I made this morning where I shot a video of myself saying "another day, another paycheck", picked up my Deagle replica, and sighed, "welp, back to the abortion clinic" and how it'll affect the company's image.

    I'm on part-time work for a packing warehouse. What image?

    And how the fuck did he find my Instagram handle?
    Today was the day I realized going out alone to watch movies is considered "weird" and "strange" to the general public, as many people who replied to my Instagram status proclaimed

    Is it odd to enjoy a movie in solitude amongst othe nameless strangers?
    Anon2023
    Anon2023
    It’s why streaming is so popular.
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    You go out to watch a movie alone? Like, you actually chose to go out to watch a movie alone? At a cinema? Did you go the whole mile and bought popcorn and drinks too?

    That's very weird, you strange person.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    It's not like I mind sharing a cinema with my friends either. It's fun seeing varied reactions to exciting scenes from em' as we watch together. I just don't go out of my way to invite them with me unless I know one of them have been itching to catch a newest installment/chasing this particular director.
    I know parents can be overbearing at times but holy fuck, gen z are threatening to throw their old folks into a nursing home for any microaggression they commit. And everytime you mention filial piety they go "well I never asked to be here I don't owe em shit". Unless you're Harry potter and Ur parents stuck u in a closet then I get it but Christ, have at least a bit of gratitude.

    They're still family in the end.
    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    It depends on the age range but I think some of the gen Z are already past independance, so it's difficult to threaten them. If we're talking about the young ones, you can pull an order 66 lol
    melchi
    melchi
    There are some circumstances where it just gets to much. If your spouse has end stage dimentia what options are there?
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    So the root of the problem is always understanding.

    Or be like the governments' teachings; blame it on the outside people, not on the hands that feed you.
    I sometimes wake up in mild sweat remembering that any competent college chemistry professor just casually carries the general recipe to methamphetamine in their heads wherever they go like a fanny pack or their wallets, but it's instead the literal instructions to committing class B felony
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    If you're worried about meth, then you clearly don't know the sorts of recipes that are really hiding in a chemistry professor's mind.:s_smile:
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    It's not that bad.
    I got a new job after I was laid off from my last two (both company/tuition centre collapsed). I'm now working as a promoter at a dead end stall in a dying mall. Doesn't pay as much, but now I'm literally in charge of squatting at a desk for 12 hours a day and dealing with 1-2 inquiries AT MOST. I can literally draw/game on the job and still get paid by the end of the week. Why I didn't start sooner, I have no idea.
    i was invited to a discord roast battle where i told a black guy that "if you were the one that fell into harambe's enclosure, they would've shot the right ape."

    i wasn't invited back since.
    >make a movie in 2009
    >smash hit, #1 Box Office record
    >no one remembers it
    >go off the grid
    >come back 14 years later for a sequel
    >everyone clowns on it for being a fluke, will mostly likely be a financial bust
    >proceeds to rape the box office and goes on track to surpass the first movie

    I sometimes think maintaining a sexy female physique is harder than getting buff. For the latter, you just schedule/plan your meals and lift heavy. For the former, you not only have to do those, but the process is so fucking complicated compared to the linear progression of "get bigger". There's like 20 different exercises for ass shapes, and if you miss one day out of the two year process, you're out of OF top 20%.
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    Anon2023
    Anon2023
    Um... there are some girls who don't work out and have really good body types... it's also sometimes just lucky genetics. For men... 95% of the muscle has to be earned.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    @Anon2021 that's just a really roundabout way or saying both men and women have demographics where they're simply born with good physique. muscular or hourglass, most of the population still has to earn that shit.
    CarburetorThompson
    CarburetorThompson
    Life hack get a job where you can wear a boiler suit and a baggy jacket, so no matter what body type you are you just end up looking like some grunt in a James Bond film.
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    I fucking hate pedophiles man. Back then, "your daughter is so cute, she'll definitely be attractive when she grows up" was an innocent compliment. Thanks to kid diddlers it's now a stranger danger alarm.
    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    "Aw-"
    *Sirens*
    Jet
    Jet
    Our sick society doesn't even allow an adult to have a convo with a kid. It's not like everything revolves around sex. Men don't seem as obsessed with it as women do to begin with.
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan thinks it's more that Americans find everything wrong with everything and decided that nothing is innocent. Then they exported that philosophy to the rest of the world and people misunderstood that it's the superior philosophy. If we just reject American culture of religiously stereotyping and attacking people for conforming to a certain trait, we'd all be better off.
    every once in a while I remember that westerners dry wipe their ass with tissue paper after taking a shit and I gloat in absolute pride as my cheeks drip wet from the luxury that is a bidet hose
    I've just crossed 1000 hours played for GTA Online. Is it healthy? I don't know anymore, it's pretty much part of my lifestyle to at least deliver 3 crates to my warehouse once a day.
    i found a new hobby of singing japanese pop songs in an early 2000s pop-punk lead singer accent.

    i would sing "kotowaru" as "koutouweirou" while heavily emphasising each syllable and at least spitting once per word.

    just imagine 30 seconds to mars singing yoasobi's Into the Night
    the stars aligned and I've managed to book two shifts from two different jobs in the same mall for two dates. I'll literally be serving my co workers food samples in the morning and selling gaming chairs to my OTHER co workers in the evening.
    AVATAR 2 DOES 1.5 FUCKING BILLION IN THE BOX OFFICE. THE ODDS WERE STACKED 100% AGAINST IT. HOW DOES JAMES CAMERON DO IT. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN TWICE.
    Mellohwa
    Mellohwa
    It was a fun movie :blob_whistle:
    Hans.Trondheim
    Hans.Trondheim
    You got the answer right there: James Cameron. Dude's name is like an ad itself.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    but this is the year of the 2020s, where directors aren't as focused anymore and the movie needs to either have a giant star or be part of an existing, popular franchise to be successful.

    Avatar had none of them and outdid everything in just one month of 2022. Cameron must have some executives' kids as hostages in his basement there just AIN'T no WAY.
    I was speaking to this kid and I told a dumb joke and she asked if I was from Ohio I can't take this shit anymore man
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i'm gonna end up like Peter Griffin when his I Can't Believe it's Not Butter was replaced with real butter
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    Sadly, I get that reference.
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