Not to be mean but there's time where my mind randomly goes: "man thank god I'm not an orphan" or "thank god I'm not a paraplegic" as if somehow I've been a holocaust victim in my past life and my soul's reflexively being grateful
BenJepheneT
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Ill fitting words put together: Experienced Suicide Bomber
we should have a porn genre where we pit two consenting gay tops to wrestle one another to stick up the bum
this could also work with butch lesbians and strap ons
ADHD is a serious issue in not just the country, but the world. to fix this unjust treatment for these victims, i've decided to open establishments across the world to help them. they will be dubbed Concentration Camps.
cock ninja. you wouldn't even know it's in.
I'm way too conceited to enjoy Gender Bender stories man
there's a small possibility that our cock/bung holes are actually worm holes connecting to our oesophagus. what we eat/drink don't actually go into our stomach, but transfered to a dimension hopping, omniscent parasite species. to keep up the illusion of digestion, they transfer their wastes into our system via dimension hopping and, to keep the food source alive, lets us keep some of the nutrients.
i inhibit an unquestionable amount of violence inside me so much so that it manifests to my daily activities i don't just shower i purge my body of impurities. sometimes i wonder if my limbs are the parasites that contribute to my downfall
I always hated the "it's fiction they can do anything" arguement for fantasy or frankly, any story out there
It essentially boils down as to WHY a story is shit. If characters can do ANYTHING, then there's no stake, and if there's no stake, there's no story. If your character can just "ANYTHING" their way out of a problem, then what's the point of reading about it?
Gaming journalism is the one job where you're defended if you're bad at it. Your job is to play the game and review it. If you're bad at the game and/or need cheats to beat it, you're bad at your job. Simple as.
I don't want to hear from a chef who can only cook a fucking omlette. I can do that. I want to hear from a chef who can make gourmet shit.
how is the chinese population not dropping yet. the amount of car crashes reported and percentages they hold over gore sites is so staggering there's got to be a limit here
So I've officially been here for two years now
Huh
A Futakuchi-Onna is a youkai that has two mouths. one on the front like all the normies and huge one on the back of the skull
usually i'd think of the possibilities of receiving a sloppy from the second mouth but then i started thinking about how frustrating it is to hide the second mouth with your hair
You want a nut?
a society built on foreskin superiority; the bigger and floppier and muskier it is, the higher your social status.
government audits go around checking for foreskin sizes to make sure everything stays in line
they are
the Foreskinspectors™
When did you go back to Ben?
nipples are inherently funny if you think about it without sexual connotations. it's just a pair of giant pimples sitting on som fun bags. like, imagine if you had nipples on your ballsacks, and they lactate semen.
is the penis just one giant nipple?
I treat new chapters like I'm dropping new albums. Is that indicative of the value of my effort or my ego?
idk man but shit feels good
one of the advantages of having a microdick is that you can now prove your agility by fucking a squirrel. the downside is that you got a microdick. -
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