BenJepheneT

BenJepheneT

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    goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that 💔

    value urself kings 👑, always ✊
    BenJepheneT
    european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum whiffs from their geriatric semen stews to keep a secret.
    BenJepheneT
    if chris chan wasn't so famous half of his videos could probably classify as snuff
    Corty
    Corty
    *infamous
    CadmarLegend
    CadmarLegend
    I know, right? Christ-chan’s whole channel is based around him getting revived, and drinking his blood. At what point do you finish eating him?
    BenJepheneT
    ratatouille but remy teaches linguini how to have sex and the entire movie is just the guy trying to convince his partner that keeping on his chef hat is his mandatory fetish
    BenJepheneT
    We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic crystals alone.
    greyblob
    greyblob
    that probably exists already. soliders were given crack before. I'd imagine the tech improved since then.
    BenJepheneT
    Psy ops are real and they exist. How else are all these wannabe gravy seals dying from 9mm's all because they brought the "9mm are just fatter bb's" meme?
    BenJepheneT
    i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I picked up the bones, I got pricked by a particular sharp edge. That was the ultimate culmination of the creature's revenge against it's demise; a minor inconvenience I'll soon forget after I hit "Post".

    I'll sleep like a log tonight
    BenJepheneT
    I always imagined magic runes to be like code programming. The whole rune is intricate, but 60% of the symbols are redundant and removing any one aspect wrecks the spell. An apprentice adds a few ink droplets for efficiency but now everyone's scrambling the archives because no one knows why the portal to hell isn't closing and erasing the prior drops doesn't work.
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    Aaqil
    Aaqil
    I don't really think it's simple, just that it's supposed to make sense, :blob_hmm_two: :blob_cookie:
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    for me, i've always written grounded, "man vs world" type personal stories, so seeing magic as incomprehensible coding makes it a great deal more interesting. magic being handwaved around as simple as The Force feels like a cop-out to me, like wanting a good steak without the grease.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    not saying the latter can't be had, but if so, you gotta make sure magic doesn't become the forefront of your story. don't expect me to invest a whole lot in your tale when you treat your one-note magic system as a deus ex machina.
    BenJepheneT
    watching The Boys and reading The Boys are two very surrealistic experiences. one is a modern-day superhero-themed corporate espionage thriller that DOESN'T suck and the other is an edgefest finely tuned to cater my tastes whose writing has highs as soaring as its lows descend.

    i never interacted with a franchise as bipolar and as incredibly unique admidst an oversaturated (understatement) troupe as this
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    Lorelliad
    Lorelliad
    It was perfect. Perrrrfect. Down to the last minute details.
    BenJepheneT
    i think about suicide multiple times a day, but without the depressing connotation. they're just the simple ideas of "what if's" floating around my head, like just laying down on the tracks as the automated train arrives, or downing painkillers and cutting open an artery on my thigh and letting it bleed. i don't feel sad or impotent, it's just this compulsion to "do it".
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    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    Ben resisting the masculine urge to chug 2 pints of saturated salt water.

    There's a commonly known phenomenon where ppl experience the impulse to jump off high place. Maybe its similar
    T.K._Paradox
    T.K._Paradox
    This is an actual common phenomenon called, 'The call of the void', a major study was done by French researchers into this.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    If I had one chance in life and I got born as a cheese eating surrender monkey I'd jump into the void too
    BenJepheneT
    Today my employer asked for my presence in private at his office and discussed the Instagram status I made this morning where I shot a video of myself saying "another day, another paycheck", picked up my Deagle replica, and sighed, "welp, back to the abortion clinic" and how it'll affect the company's image.

    I'm on part-time work for a packing warehouse. What image?

    And how the fuck did he find my Instagram handle?
    BenJepheneT
    Today was the day I realized going out alone to watch movies is considered "weird" and "strange" to the general public, as many people who replied to my Instagram status proclaimed

    Is it odd to enjoy a movie in solitude amongst othe nameless strangers?
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    Anon2023
    Anon2023
    It’s why streaming is so popular.
    Ai-chan
    Ai-chan
    You go out to watch a movie alone? Like, you actually chose to go out to watch a movie alone? At a cinema? Did you go the whole mile and bought popcorn and drinks too?

    That's very weird, you strange person.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    It's not like I mind sharing a cinema with my friends either. It's fun seeing varied reactions to exciting scenes from em' as we watch together. I just don't go out of my way to invite them with me unless I know one of them have been itching to catch a newest installment/chasing this particular director.
    BenJepheneT
    I know parents can be overbearing at times but holy fuck, gen z are threatening to throw their old folks into a nursing home for any microaggression they commit. And everytime you mention filial piety they go "well I never asked to be here I don't owe em shit". Unless you're Harry potter and Ur parents stuck u in a closet then I get it but Christ, have at least a bit of gratitude.

    They're still family in the end.
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    owotrucked
    owotrucked
    It depends on the age range but I think some of the gen Z are already past independance, so it's difficult to threaten them. If we're talking about the young ones, you can pull an order 66 lol
    melchi
    melchi
    There are some circumstances where it just gets to much. If your spouse has end stage dimentia what options are there?
    NotaNuffian
    NotaNuffian
    So the root of the problem is always understanding.

    Or be like the governments' teachings; blame it on the outside people, not on the hands that feed you.
    BenJepheneT
    I sometimes wake up in mild sweat remembering that any competent college chemistry professor just casually carries the general recipe to methamphetamine in their heads wherever they go like a fanny pack or their wallets, but it's instead the literal instructions to committing class B felony
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    Cipiteca396
    Cipiteca396
    If you're worried about meth, then you clearly don't know the sorts of recipes that are really hiding in a chemistry professor's mind.:s_smile:
    Paul_Tromba
    Paul_Tromba
    It's not that bad.
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