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  • Chinese New Year objectives:

    Receive cash money ✓​
    Steal the salmon pieces, and upon failure, steal it from their mouths ✓​
    Become Rap God ✓​
    Don't remember every fucking name of every distant relatives like a social credit leaderboard ✓​
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Sore Throat by Day 4 ✓
    Your hands are closed of often you might as well have prayed to every God in existence ✓
    Don't spill your drink on the floor at Day 1 or God help your Feng Shui ✓
    Yorda
    Yorda
    social credit leaderboard :blob_blank:
    Zoey
    Zoey
    i always thought what it'd feel like to be a woman. are y'all like, less hornier and less susceptible to fall for virtual cartoons. do cereal taste different for you guys? what about colours? is my red your red? so many questions like
    i'd be mad if someone stole a sip of my cereal but if it was Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf i'd be flabbergasted before i proceed to clock that cereal thief right on the nose
    liking something is the opposite of hating something. if you created something that people either love with a passion or hate with absolute spite then it's a good sign you've created something memorable

    - some guy who directed Drive idk
    there is a stark contrast between a handsome man running his fingers across his scalp and a handsome man running his fingers across his scalp then smelling his fingers
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    i would huggle the guy but I don't trust a man with the name @kira

    who knows what he'll do with your hands
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    @Nahrenne *huggles* you back pulls Ben in as he tries to run away from the beautiful kira fearing her girly pheromones...Haha
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    oh god why is that pink cat staring at me oh god what is it doing with its thumb oh god oh god
    he's loose and running according to the whispers of each lip, but he's here because there's business to be done

    and ill be damned if there ain't a big iron on his hip
    i am a prisoner to my life choices
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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    Aren't we all.
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    '-'
    Hopefully the sentence isn't also for life.
    >w<

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    ZynGrand
    ZynGrand
    I'm unsure I'll get far
    Seeing what I've done
    It's what we all are
    Chained to the sun

    Prisoner of our choices
    Setting down the gun
    With nothing to rejoice
    A twisted kind of fun
    sorry sir I'm afraid you have RAIDS: SHADOW ILLNESS
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    HURGMCGURG
    HURGMCGURG
    OH MY GOD, THE ONE THAT HAS OVER 15,000,000 MILLION INFECTIONS!?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    YES, THE ONE WHERE THERE'S 50 DIFFERENT TYPES OF ILLNESSES TO CHOOSE FROM.
    Blitz
    Blitz
    I've never been much of a patient, but, forget everything you think you know about illness because Raid Shadow Legends is one of the most ambitious gsmingt plauges of 2020. Just look at the level of detail of these ruptured lungs! If you use the code in the description you can start with 50,000 germs and join the Special Launch Tournament, and you better hurry because everyones dying fast!
    I'm always afraid to enter a game soundtrack, as it'd usually end up with my Music Appreciation OCD acting up, causing me to conduct an in-depth research on this one specific band whose song I liked, and ending with me covering their entire discography at 3 in a Thursday morning when the last time I checked the clock it showed "Sunday"
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    binarysoap
    binarysoap
    you need to check your clock more often
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    Still not getting used to the whole "PG-13 Discord" thing
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    quick context: I made some jokes regarding the Central Americans, turns out it wasn't allowed. Then I offered to reciprocate by discriminating every race on the face of the Earth. That wasn't appreciated, so I was muted for an hour.

    I knew what I did and I'm 40% sorry and 60% amused. I won't do it again. maybe
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    my last message was "!8ball Can I commit a struggle snuggle with the Mexicans?"
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    it is widely considered that among all the erotic fan fictions written out there, whether it be child porn or not, none can hold a candle against Skyrim's Lusty Argonian Maid
    we regret to inform you that Tom of the famous Talking Tom series has died from heroin overdose
    Zoey
    Zoey
    Thank god.

    That cat abomination needed to die.
    Blitz
    Blitz
    Wasn't there another one, Angela or something. Did she OD too?
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    nah died from yeast infections l II II IL
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