im of the belief that you can theoretically control a woman like a Gundam by hooking up a computer chip to the uncut umbilical cord immediately post-birth but too bad modern medicine is run by cowards too afraid of Big Ethics™ to see the true advancement (Lockheed Martin sponsored bio-grown pregnant death drones)
one day I'll write a book titled "Top 20 Things to Avoid doing to Your Crush " and the first 19 would be fatal wrestling techniques with the final entry being detailed instructions for concocting mustard gas
goth chicks tryna convince me for a peg sesh but then I remember how long the back of my underwear had been staring up my bootyhole like a biopunk kaleidoscope that was when I realize I shouldn't let these hoes gaslight me like this when they don't know me like that
european conservative politicians probably give god tier head just saying. if they can maintain their political power while performing deeds directly in contention with their agenda they probably have that blackmail grip bussy tight enough to convince the lucky few who've smelled their cum whiffs from their geriatric semen stews to keep a secret.
We should've kept selling crack to poor neighborhoods. Keep developing new strains of crack. See if we can cultivate a drug so strong it could be considered a real form of Compound V. Super bulletproof soldiers that aren't exactly bulletproof but they do not feel pain and subside of magic crystals alone.
i get reminded of how dominant the human race really is at times. I was having chicken, and as I picked up the bones, I got pricked by a particular sharp edge. That was the ultimate culmination of the creature's revenge against it's demise; a minor inconvenience I'll soon forget after I hit "Post".