The quantum truth is that I ALWAYS wanted to write a harem fantasy/school setting with my favourite tropes. I just don't know how to elevate them ABOVE tropes. And no, "I want to save my kingdom"/"I want to have an adventure" doesn't count as characterization. It belongs in the Motivation Dollar Store.
I'm always infatuated with smoking. I don't smoke, but the act of it always attracted me. Not the nicotine or the addiction, but the pure image of chill that comes from going outside, leaning against a pillar and pulling a long drag and turning half a stick into crumbling ashes.
next time you're in a group chat ask if they wanna see your big black cock. Whatever their answer, send an image of a black rooster. Then when they start lol'ing, post the dick pic. Boom. You're instantly the crazy fun weirdo of the group