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  • The phrase "you can do it" is a lie. You can't do it. You must do it. You have to do it. It's no "can" or "can't". You either do it or you don't. There's no "maybe". So here's the gun and the ski mask-
    i once got so mad at a friend that while he was recommending Grand Escape to me i skipped it mid-chorus claiming it was "nothing special" and till today i still can't atone my war crime
    my mood today is saltwater
    ZynGrand
    ZynGrand
    I'm trying to figure out what that means, but I'm coming up blank.

    I'm guessing that's a bad mood, but that's about it.
    I fucking hate boys wearing dresses. Like what the fuck could they be hiding under them. If you're truly brave then wear a fucking skirt, don't hide your knees. I boast my thigh high frills like the tutu motherfucker I'm born to be. Don't fucking hide your weapons. Show yourselves you coward.
    I just noticed you are member #12345.
    How many Mongolian children from your basement did you sacrifice for that?
    I find people who masturbate without any stimuli (e.g. just lying on bed closed eyes grabbing their whateves) to be the scariest people of them all. They could just go erect by simply imagining an ethereal entity and elevate their body to pleasure just like that.

    Next thing you know they can levitate furniture with their magnum dong idk scares me man
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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Ight that kinda got me a lil bit insecure but I guess my libido requires more than visual imagination. Maybe some actual audio and visual stimuli can only satisfy this eldritch cock

    Also I got fine imaginations thank you very much
    Yorda
    Yorda
    Fine imaginations indeed.
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    In the end, everyone is different when it comes to that kind of thing - much like everyone has different kinks for things.
    Don't feel insecure, it just means you prefer/react to a more realistic scenario than other people do.

    *huggles you all*

    \(^o^)/

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    not to brag but i got commissioned actual cash b4 to write some gayfic i declined at first like the professional i am but then he offered me a subway gift card and suffice to say it was a good sandwich. not worth it but a good sandwich nonetheless
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    footlong and olive oil.

    just olive oil

    drenched in olive oil

    olive oil
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    It would have been more ironic if it was a foot long meatball sub.
    '-'

    Hope the fic was decent.

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    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    Idk the fic was three years ago would probably Kms if I ever saw it again
    I'm bout'a get giant roasts for putting the word out but bear with me here.

    I'm not taking a moral standing here. In fact, moral is out of the question here. I'm talking about the HK protests here.

    I won't go in deep history about the protest; I'm sure all of you are very well-aware of the situation.
    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    In the case of the HK protesters...
    *sigh*
    I fear that it will end in many deaths, arrests, and the Chinese government still going through with their plans with no changes whatsoever. The only difference will be even stricter control over HK than if the people hadn't protested.

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    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    Sorry about the many posts, profile posts only have a measly 420 character limit...
    orz

    *huggles you both in apology*

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    Assurbanipal_II
    Assurbanipal_II
    ? What happened? I sensed politics and came here as fast as possible. :blob_reach:
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    Hot Take: Star Wars Jedi Fallen Order is actually good go play it
    NiQuinn
    NiQuinn
    My brother's been watching the playthrough and I gotta say, it looked really good. Hate Kashyyyk though. That place is an abomination.
    BenJepheneT
    BenJepheneT
    At this point the fact that EA published a good SP game without jamming Respawn into a workhorse just blows my mind so hard that I'm willing to overlook everything

    look at that little droid clinging to your back awwwwqwwww
    NiQuinn
    NiQuinn
    A streamer I watch still can't acknowledge EA and basically praises Respawn Entertainment for doing a good job haha
    True Story

    So last night I had a DnD session with a couple of friends. This time, there was a greenhorn in the scene. As I was walking him into creating his reptilian druid, we got into rolling his stats. Halfway through the thing, he suddenly stopped, thought for a second, looked up to me and with the most serious look on his face, asked, "What's intelligence?"

    He was not a bright one.
    the human heart is like an onion, except it only has one layer, isn't a vegetable and does NOT go well with eggs
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    Nahrenne
    Nahrenne
    '-'
    Is this the second time now that you've mentioned eating people?
    owO
    Owo

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