just hit a bong so hard I wrote this
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/54453/lie-again/
give it a shot
https://www.scribblehub.com/series/54453/lie-again/
give it a shot
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Movie Idea: Pedos of The Caribbean: Dead Child Tells No Tale
I told my wife I have a body of a 18 year old. She didn't believe me until she opened the freezer.
judge: do you have anything to say for yourself?
me, in for first-degree homicide: in my defense, the term "shotgun marriage" is ill-defined
Why do you have to be so dense! Can't you tell that I'm here because I want you to call me Rosy Whore again! That in addition to every creative and abusive variant you can conceive! This is frustrating.
Mitosis: *exists*
That one cancer cell that survived my chemotherapy:
"Dude, what did you do-"
Me: Lil' bitch was yappin' too much. Had to shut her up.
"Yeah but you didn't have to throat punch your sister-"
im biased against Yuri but ngl that shit is hot
I like how people preach that Hitler made the first anti-smoking campaign like yeah, that made sense. He saved 6 million jews from cigarettes by smoking them instead.
road work ahead?
they always ask me, how do I sit with these massive balls
Roses are red,
The band plays forever,
You don't recognize,
the bodies in the water.
We all know buses take 40% of the public transportation rate,
but do you know that 84% of buses are registered sex offenders?
[during sex]
Me: did you-
She (round the mountain): oh yeah
Ma, wheres the rope
Me:
Mirror me: You fat bald bastard you piece of subhuman trash two thousand years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fuck
normies: masturbate
me: beat and yeet
people shouldn't be afraid of racism, they should be afraid of me
Do you remember,
The 21st night of September
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