SHF High-school Fanfic

[DannyTheDaikon]

Right~
*creates 2 clones*
Now it’s three on two~

*gives mama 2 copies of herself*

I’m lazy~

Then do what I do and decide on 1 day a week when you snip them. I have my whole beauty routine on sundays because I'm lazy too

I.
Am.
Not!!!

Okay, you're not because you're biting your nails

Who’re you calling short???
And the only follows I need is Danny~ And Danny will love my hands no matter what~
Now leave~

Little Goddess refers to your age not height, Youngling. Even if she does, do you really want to expose her to something that she could find unpleasant? Isn't it part of cherishing someone, to try and present themselves in the best way possible to them? Isn't it sign of affection to care for oneself and always try to be at the highest point for another? Isn't it arrogant to take someone's affection for granted like this? Think about this, Little Goddess. This Mother wishes you well.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

…
*opens portal*
*grabs three random people*
*points knife at their throats*
These three agree with me~
1: y-yep!
2: uh-huh!
3: t-totally!

...
*eats three random people*
No. You're still cute.

Yesn’t

 

[GoodPerson]

It is a lost dream, something that never happened. Something that haunts me, but which I cannot understand.

It's either a lost dream or a fricking flashback. Elaborate with me.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

This family drama is making me nervous *bites thumb nail*

 

[WatchaKhoko]

It's either a lost dream or a fricking flashback. Elaborate with me.

Are you familiar with the concept of déjà vu?

 

[Azure_Fog]

Okay, you're not because you're biting your nails

Hehe~ pouting Danny is cute~

Little Goddess refers to your age not height, Youngling. Even if she does, do you really want to expose her to something that she could find unpleasant? Isn't it part of cherishing someone, to try and present themselves in the best way possible to them? Isn't it sign of affection to care for oneself and always try to be at the highest point for another? Isn't it arrogant to take someone's affection for granted like this? Think about this, Little Goddess. This Mother wishes you well.

…
*stabs*

...
*eats three random people*
No. You're still cute.

Well~ Danny no longer agrees~ so I win~

This family drama is making me nervous *bites thumb nail*

Ssemouy agrees ehehe~
Take that!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

This family drama is making me nervous *bites thumb nail*

...
*takes a bit of blood from you and Matcha*
For that I'm doing a blood test to figure out if you're siblings or not.
One - relatives. Two - not.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

!roll 1,2

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 2

@Simple_Russian_Boi, you rolled a 2

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Thank god...

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Thank god...

You need to do that 2 more times for all my egos
Well, it doesn't matter to me, Lord Matcha is Lord Matcha!

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

You need to do that 2 more times for all my egos
Well, it doesn't matter to me, Lord Matcha is Lord Matcha!

That was for normal Ssemouy.
Now for Seymour.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

!roll 1,2

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 2

@Simple_Russian_Boi, you rolled a 2

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Okay, now for the final one...

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Hehe~ pouting Danny is cute~

…
*stabs*

...
Really? ಠ_ಠ

Well~ Danny no longer agrees~ so I win~

You're still the cutest!
Yes you are!

Ssemouy agrees ehehe~
Take that!

ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
*whips out belt*
You leave me no choice Ssemouy
*spanks Ssemouy*
So what was about that biting? ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

!roll 1,2

 

[justabot]

SHF Dice Roller

Min: 1
Max: 2

@Simple_Russian_Boi, you rolled a 2

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Huh. That's honestly surprising.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Holy shit @SsemouyOnan please roll lottery for me