SHF High-school Fanfic

[Anon2024]

These trash Chinese system novels are always the same. MC has money, all the girls love and fight for him, all the guys jealous and find trouble with him. He crushes trouble. Rinse and repeat.

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Beautiful! But she has red eyes

...dang it. Well good thing I'll be heavily editing them anyways

Beeg hat! Heroine Ssemouy approves!

Oh, you want a beeeeeg hat?

Spoiler: There you go

I think it’s normal hat~ you’re just that small~

She is So cute

Sadly for you, you are. Danny can agree with me.

I do

*dodges twice*
*eats the remains of the destroyed multiverse*
Yummy.
*pulls out more cilantro*
NOW STOP BITING YOUR NAILS! I didn't approve my daughter's symbiosis with a nail-biter!

Tell her mama!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Sadly for you, you are. Danny can agree with me.

Danny’s blinded by love you idiot!!!!

*dodges twice*
*eats the remains of the destroyed multiverse*
Yummy.
*pulls out more cilantro*
NOW STOP BITING YOUR NAILS! I didn't approve my daughter's symbiosis with a nail-biter!

Says the one who’s eaten far more nails than me!!
*teleports you into a volcano*
*cilantro burns up*
*it’s a warm bath for you*

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

*teleports away*
Im sick with Eldritch flu~ You should keep some distance~

Oh nyooo~ I'll cook some porridge for you!
*runs off to cook*

*blushes*
I-I’m not…

You are nya~

But teeth are so much more efficient~ Besides, angy Danny is kinda cute~

No biting nails Really ang Dany is not cute

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

@SsemouyOnan Default Ssemouy features hair color + eye color? Pink/green/black? which one?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I think it’s normal hat~ you’re just that small~

Since it's Heroine Ssemouy I guess I have to graciously accept the smol comment

Oh, you want a beeeeeg hat?

Spoiler: There you go

Lovely

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@SsemouyOnan Default Ssemouy features hair color + eye color? Pink/green/black? which one?

Canonically it can be any color, but I guess black or red would be most aligned with the SHHS chapters

 

[Azure_Fog]

Oh nyooo~ I'll cook some porridge for you!
*runs off to cook*

Yay~

You are nya~

No…

No biting nails Really ang Dany is not cute

True~ but I’d be amazed if you break the habit~ I’ve had it all my life~

 

[MatchaChocolate69]

Tututut~ let me tell you, to me, they are one and the same. Now, be silent, and surrender yourself to me completely. This night I shall enjoy by myself, there needn't be an audience nor a tune to dance along to but mine.

This night, you wish to enjoy by yourself, but know this, my enchanting tyrant, that where you are, there I am also, for you have long ago claimed me, body, soul, and all the unsung verses of my being.

So, let there be no audience, no tune, save for the rhythm of our hearts, the harmonious dance of our spirits entwined. In the quiet, in the dark, let there be us, and let that be enough, for in the bond that speaks without words, I find my greatest delight, my most treasured craving.

Yes, my beloved, I will surrender to you completely and be silent, but how can silence contain the symphony that stirs in me in your presence?

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

Brb... errands... bleh

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Danny’s blinded by love you idiot!!!!

Hey, no need for name-calling... I'm not an idiot...

Says the one who’s eaten far more nails than me!!
*teleports you into a volcano*
*cilantro burns up*
*it’s a warm bath for you*

*eats the volcano*
Spicy.
*teleports back*
I don't eat them! I just put them into my collection!
*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
Paint your nails with those "anti nail biting" nail glosses! Just stop chewing on them!
*whips with holy cilantro*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

These trash Chinese system novels are always the same. MC has money, all the girls love and fight for him, all the guys jealous and find trouble with him. He crushes trouble. Rinse and repeat.

You expected something else?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
*whips with holy cilantro*

Boi... I know we're an evil mafia eldritch family but isn't this a bit too much even for us?

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Boi... I know we're an evil mafia eldritch family but isn't this a bit too much even for us?

SHE'S BITING HER NAILS! It's worse than incest!

 

[Azure_Fog]

Hey, no need for name-calling... I'm not an idiot...

(What did you expect from Tsundere Azure…)
Hmph!
*crosses arms*

*eats the volcano*
Spicy.
*teleports back*
I don't eat them! I just put them into my collection!
*forms a whip out of holy cilantro*
Paint your nails with those "anti nail biting" nail glosses! Just stop chewing on them!
*whips with holy cilantro*

Right~ LIAR!
*dodges*
*starts forming whip*
*realizes Danny would like it more*
*pulls out Scarlet Apple instead*
Ehehehe~

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

(What did you expect from Tsundere Azure…)
Hmph!
*crosses arms*

My own daughter in law... Calling me an idiot and still looking cute...

Right~ LIAR!
*dodges*
*starts forming whip*
*realizes Danny would like it more*
*pulls out Scarlet Apple instead*
Ehehehe~

I don't even have teeth to chew them!
*forms holy cilantro whips in every arm*
And I can literally see you thinking about how you'll use your whip on Danny!

I swear to all that's unholy, Imma ally with Mother to make you stop!

 

[Azure_Fog]

My own daughter in law... Calling me an idiot and still looking cute...

I’m not!!! Stupid ball of fingers….

I don't even have teeth to chew them!
*forms holy cilantro whips in every arm*
And I can literally see you thinking about how you'll use your whip on Danny!

I swear to all that's unholy, Imma ally with Mother to make you stop!

If you go d a way to break a habit that’s eons old I’ll stop~ Otherwise, there is no way~!!!
*summons uncountable Scarlet Apples*

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

I’m not!!! Stupid ball of fingers….

But you are? Danny and I said so, you're outnumbered.

If you got a way to break a habit that’s eons old I’ll stop~ Otherwise, there is no way~!!!
*summons uncountable Scarlet Apples*

Bold of you to assume I can count!
*stops to take out his phone*
*sends you a link*
Here, read that. All you need is a bit of will power. You're not that weak to succumb to your own bad habits.

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[GoodPerson]

It's for the greater good

Can't we just... Y'know, steal all of his life savings instead of taking his lunch money? I mean, that would be much more efficient.

 

[Simple_Russian_Boi]

Can't we just... Y'know, steal all of his life savings instead of taking his lunch money? I mean, that would be much more efficient.

And how would he get more money for us in the future?

Think, Alf, think!