*in front of you a tentacle emerges from... (throws dart at chart) your locker. it is holding an apple. it extends it out towards you. do you take the apple from the strange and star-studded appendage before you?*
*behind you, in front of you, and 3 dimensions sideways to you, we wait for your answer. a voice as vast as the stars are old speaks into your head, rattling and buzzing within your brain. the voice has no distinguishable gender or direction, and leaves an aftertaste in the thoughts of most beings that We've thought to ask.*
*a small octopus appears on top of your head. they are sky blue, stars and circles in the patterning of their skin. a glowing pink dot orbits around them, moving so quickly that the streak of light appears like an angelic halo. their mouth does not move, yet you hear their voice anyways.*
[Hello, and welcome to this totally normal school. What will you do?], *We ask.*
> Examine the {apple}
> Accept the {apple}
> Interrogate the {apple}. It offers knowledge, and power, dark and forbidden. It knows you. It's always known you.
> Fight the {apple}
> Smooch the {apple}
> Abscond
> Skills
> Inventory