I deeply aspire to break the record for longest grammatically correct sentence in published English fiction by explaining in great detail something that happens in a fraction of a second then break the record again by inverting the entire sentence, fixing the grammar mistakes as they appear. Rules are simple
Alan Chadnips update!
The turtle is now 2 years old, 7 inches long, 3.5 inches wide, and enjoying his large water tank. Since the large tadpoles are out, I have decided to give Alan a fun exercise and treat by adding 45 tadpoles to his tank. He ate three and is vibing with the rest currently.
The neighbor is firing their mortar and black powder muskets again. Makes it hard to focus on editing, especially when I want to walk over and join them.
I have a serious problem. I want a character to use the Scottish word "Smirl" in a sentence which means a mischievous or ill-mannered act but I can't because urban dictionary says it's accidentally shitting yourself.
Just heard one of the best arguments I've ever heard for Dwarven biases.
The reason the Dwarves are ass men is because that's about face level for them compared to humans and elves. It doesn't help that they also prefer deep mines.
Rebellious teen with serious emotional issues enjoys training crows to bring her money when she is strapped for cash. Uses money on weapons and the lottery.