To celebrate comrade Lenin's birthday here is a pickled capitalist, the owner of a transnational corporation, one of my long-term clients that I'd been saving for a good occassion
well, what is left of him anyway. I took a few... dozen... hundreds of bites.
The meager lunch money I scraped from some sources was only enough to buy a head of a Lithuanian (or however these Souther Americans are called) child soldier. But anyway, eat it up
Here is genetically-engineered mass-produced meat that cures cancer, has no bad side-effects and tastes like prime grade marbled beef the mice that it was collected from were euthanised and died feeling no pain
Here is a failed heart that was left after a miraculous life-saving operation! Now a child that was bound to bed for two years and lost all hope for life will get a new chance!
The completely new and previously unheard of medical practice will help save thousand of people in the future!