i don't need to; i've got an endoscope and an extender cord of the same width stuck in my dick as we speak
either you have an illegitimate child under your name or both of us gets to enjoy one more pair of nice tits on this planet what's it gonna be, amigo
by the sheer will of my masculinity I've held off the delivery until tomorrow morning whereby Hans will present the biggest pair of mammaries the west side of Horny Town has ever seen ain't that right HANS