It is I, Yorda, ohohohoho. The time is nigh. I have been carefully cultivating my villainy and I hope you have been scheming happily during the intermittence of my presence. Your first task is to cultivate your villainy. It may be the case that today you are a humble minion, but never underestimate your future potential!
Someday I want to write a book purely to attract as much hate as possible. I don't know if I should do it in the "the writing is so bad and cringeworthy I hate it" kinda way or in a "so crushing and depressing"(ah yes, the method that requires talent.) type of way. Of course it would be with an alt account and everything because I'm a sniveling coward.