A Quack Survey

[Detective_Quack]

Suppose you were attacked by a flock of highly skilled ducks ,with years of experience who know about your behaviour and environment, as they wanted to BORROW your limbs for a while , then what would be the out come


T.M.I:-
1)I am the Duck lord of the 41'st quackening or simply put the duck emperor.
2) you only have one option
3) don't lie

 

[Prince_Azmiran_Myrian]

Like the goose, I pick them up by the neck and use their body as a flail.

 

[Redemit]

Ducks aren't geese and I've fought a flock of geese easily without a single injury
I think I'll be fine against the little quackers

 

[Detective_Quack]

Ducks aren't geese and I've fought a flock of geese easily without a single injury
I think I'll be fine against the little quackers

But these are ninja quackers

 

[DannyTheDaikon]

I was surprised by the lack of body parts or internal organs in the other thread. Now I can sleep well knowing that everything is in order in the universe

Also I'd like to believe it would be option 1, but knowing my luck probably 2 or 5 (whatever that means)

 

[Lorelliad]

I have fed ducks before. Surely they know of my exploits.

 

[Redemit]

But these are ninja quackers

Have you ever seen a flock of angry barbarian geese?

 

[DemonOppai]

I escaped but get kidnapped by a yandere

 

[Detective_Quack]

@RiaCorvidiva @DemonOppai could you tell me about the escape routes and escape plans?

 

[Corty]

I will have it Peking style, thx.

 

[Detective_Quack]

Have you ever seen a flock of angry barbarian geese?

Have you seen ninja ducks? You haven't because no one except the duck emperor has seen them to tell someone else about it

 

[Redemit]

Also shouldn't this thread be called A quack survey?

 

[Lloyd]

I would eat the ducks Chinaman style and it wouldn't even be hard.

 

[RiaCorvidiva]

Am small birb, will hide away in small crevice that big mean old nasty ducks can't crawl into.

 

[DemonOppai]

@RiaCorvidiva @DemonOppai could you tell me about the escape routes and escape plans?

I would but it’s classified

 

[Redemit]

Have you seen ninja ducks? You haven't because no one except the duck emperor has seen them to tell someone else about it

I've fought the barbaric geese hordes that come rushing from the frozen north every winter for the last 25 years like my father before me
I am not afraid to face half sized geese that must hide to survive

 

[Num]

I have loafs of bread and many tentacles to throw it with

 

[Sergeandgreen]

In Germany, we have a silly song with the following catchphrase: "Tote Enten sollten nicht verwesen, tote Enten bring man lieber zum Chinesen." which means "Dead ducks should not decompose; dead ducks are better taken to the Chinese."
So yeah, I guess I have to run to the Chinese next door and decide if I want my duck roasted or peking style.

 

[georgelee5786]

Emerge victorious

 

[Anon2024]

Peking duck will be delicious this year.