A very "punny" thread.

[Detective_Quack]

Dish thread was maid to pun-ish your shelf with un-bear-ably un-bee-lievable puns.

 

[SailusGebel]

@RepresentingEnvy

 

[Corty]

@RepresentingEnvy

Here come the Punnic warriors...

RUN.

 

[GlassRose]

Here come the Punnic warriors...

RUN.

*PUN

 

[Crash0537]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Haha puns

 

[Detective_Quack]

Here come the Punnic warriors...

RUN.

Pun-y mortal , your attempts to flea are few-tile

 

[Detective_Quack]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

Haha puns

What do you call a bear with no teeth , a gummy-bear.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

You want me to make puns on demand as if that's how my bloody brain works? I will make a cringer that leaves you all @BearlyAlive.

This is for the ones starving for content like @HungrySheep
Waiting for the puns of Envy's keep, that's my rhymesake
Y'all look for the puns in the verses with a doubletake
But the words are thiccer than a @dummycake
The words spin more ample than the bosom of @K5Rakitan
ThankSola-t for this thread to cleanse my boredom again
I say Hello like a Hound, or my sister, a Kraken
While I take a crack in this, mixing words like a @J_Chemist
But I am already getting tired of writing and taking a crack
So, I'mma duck outta here @Dr.Quack

 

[SailusGebel]

You want me to make puns on demand as if that's how my bloody brain works? I will make a cringer that leaves you all @BearlyAlive.

This is for the ones starving for content like @HungrySheep
Waiting for the puns of Envy's keep, that's my rhymesake
Y'all look for the puns in the verses with a doubletake
But the words are thiccer than a @dummycake
The words spin more ample than the bosom of @K5Rakitan
ThankSola-t for this thread to cleanse my boredom again
I say Hello like a Hound, or my sister, a Kraken
While I take a crack in this, mixing words like a @J_Chemist
But I am already getting tired of writing and taking a crack
So, I'mma duck outta here @Dr.Quack

Too much rap, not enough puns. I was expecting more of you, young lady.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Too much rap, not enough puns. I was expecting more of you, young lady.

Maybe you didn't look close enough. Really, really look very closely, and you will see. I mean, look very very close. Do you see it?

 

[SailusGebel]

Maybe you didn't look close enough. Really, really look very closely, and you will see. I mean, look very very close. Do you see it?

 

[georgelee5786]

 

[Detective_Quack]

I guess this thread left you stars .

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

What? Are you waiting for puns that make you George your eyes out?

 

[Detective_Quack]

What? Are you waiting for puns that make you George your eyes out?

He isn't bi-curious enough to understand the puns.

 

[Corty]

Heh, your pun-y efforts amuse me.

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

He isn't bi-curious enough to understand the puns.

Maybe we should call @ElliePorter with a strap-on and give him some straps to fit in?

 

[Detective_Quack]

Maybe we should call @ElliePorter with a strap-on and give him some straps to fit in?

Won't that make @Anon2024 z-eel-ous

 

[georgelee5786]

What? Are you waiting for puns that make you George your eyes out?

He isn't bi-curious enough to understand the puns.

Maybe we should call @ElliePorter with a strap-on and give him some straps to fit in?

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Heh, your pun-y efforts amuse me.

Your pun-y efforts Enchant me.

Won't that make @Anon2024 z-eel-ous

This joke is already dragging on Anon.

Stole that one from a Puppet.