ArrogantYoungMaster
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The soothing sound of running water lapping stone forcibly opens your eyes. You are now awake.
Directly in front of you, the expensive-looking jade slip reflects a sliver of silver light, trying its best to attract your attention and remind you that it's there. To its side, a cup of fragrant tea coolly sits; steam from the tea rises and dissipates into the air. A little farther away lies the teapot who, after "cruelly" being separated from its teacup children, sobs in an exaggerated manner... you are not sure how you know this to be true.
You can still hear the stream gently splash against the pavilion's foundation.
(TLDR)
Taking note of the sight in front of you, you understand that you are sitting in a small, unknown garden pavilion. Lacquered, reddish-brown pillars bathed in moonlight hold the pavilion's roof without walls for support, granting you an open view above the pavilion's stone railing of the outside garden. Turning your gaze to the right, you see a lustrous stream flow beneath a wooden arch bridge that connects this pavilion to likely the rest of the courtyard. But where are you?
You hear a low-pitched voice from behind you. "Welcome, fellow daoist, to this one's private garden."
You rapidly jerk your whole body to face the person sitting across the table in front of you, who is currently pouring a fragrant tea from a teapot into two teacups. The dim lighting of a moonlit pavilion does not offer you a clear picture of the stranger, but from what you can discern, this stranger appears to be a white-robed man with long, black hair, a long, white beard, and a fair complexion. Ignoring the facial hair, the rest of his face appears no older than twenty-five years of age and... he looks oddly unperturbed by this situation.
The stranger finishes pouring tea and sets aside the teapot. An almost noiseless thump as he lays it atop a matted tray to his left. He pushes one of the teacups forward, and then looks directly at you.
"The rules are quite simple," the man plainly states before drinking a bit of tea. He leans forward, and with his other, free hand, he places a decorated jade slip on the table. The slip clacks crisply as he sets it on the table, and the stranger returns to his former resting position. "Use this jade slip and transfer your story through a [Link] of the [Scribble Hub] realm. Fellow daoist does not need to worry about the qi consumption; this is a special slip that uses very little qi."
You have several questions.
"This one will read a portion of it and give my thoughts on how enjoyable it was." The man pauses to stroke his beard.
You, in turn, also pause. '...Wait, is that a fake beard?'
After combing through his fake beard enough times, he continues, "And from what I read, this seat will rate your story on a scale from 'Cripple your cultivation right this instant, and I your great-grandfather will show mercy and leave your corpse intact,' to Heaven-defying Peak Primordial Supreme True Origin Golden Immortal Treasure."
You are taken aback once again. 'First a fake beard, now a threat. What's next?'
The stranger drinks more of his tea before looking to his left at the moon in the sky. "Other rules are... cultivation novels will be given priority." Suddenly, as if on command, a scroll appears behind the man and unravels its luminous contents. "They will be listed on here. Otherwise, this one will review the stories that arrive first. It may also be a slow process to review novels, and though there are currently no restrictions to the story...yet, this one dislikes most LitRPG, system, and fanfiction novels."
A moment of silence. The moment stretches longer, and you realize that this is all the stranger wanted to say.
You take this opportunity to collect your thoughts before cautiously asking the man wearing a fake beard, "Who are you, and where am I? And how did I get here? Did you kidnap me?"
The man replies, "Who am I is not important, and as this one has said earlier, welcome to my private garden. However, your last two questions, fellow daoist, are very humorous." He turns to look at you. "Because I did not kidnap you. You came here willingly."
You blink. "No I didn't."
"You know how you did."
"How?"
"You know exactly how." The man stares at you for a few more moments before he returns to moongazing. This time, he hums a few notes...
...You do not recognize the tune.
For the time being, you turn to look at the scroll hovering behind the stranger.
You hear a low-pitched voice from behind you. "Welcome, fellow daoist, to this one's private garden."
You rapidly jerk your whole body to face the person sitting across the table in front of you, who is currently pouring a fragrant tea from a teapot into two teacups. The dim lighting of a moonlit pavilion does not offer you a clear picture of the stranger, but from what you can discern, this stranger appears to be a white-robed man with long, black hair, a long, white beard, and a fair complexion. Ignoring the facial hair, the rest of his face appears no older than twenty-five years of age and... he looks oddly unperturbed by this situation.
The stranger finishes pouring tea and sets aside the teapot. An almost noiseless thump as he lays it atop a matted tray to his left. He pushes one of the teacups forward, and then looks directly at you.
"The rules are quite simple," the man plainly states before drinking a bit of tea. He leans forward, and with his other, free hand, he places a decorated jade slip on the table. The slip clacks crisply as he sets it on the table, and the stranger returns to his former resting position. "Use this jade slip and transfer your story through a [Link] of the [Scribble Hub] realm. Fellow daoist does not need to worry about the qi consumption; this is a special slip that uses very little qi."
You have several questions.
"This one will read a portion of it and give my thoughts on how enjoyable it was." The man pauses to stroke his beard.
You, in turn, also pause. '...Wait, is that a fake beard?'
After combing through his fake beard enough times, he continues, "And from what I read, this seat will rate your story on a scale from 'Cripple your cultivation right this instant, and I your great-grandfather will show mercy and leave your corpse intact,' to Heaven-defying Peak Primordial Supreme True Origin Golden Immortal Treasure."
You are taken aback once again. 'First a fake beard, now a threat. What's next?'
The stranger drinks more of his tea before looking to his left at the moon in the sky. "Other rules are... cultivation novels will be given priority." Suddenly, as if on command, a scroll appears behind the man and unravels its luminous contents. "They will be listed on here. Otherwise, this one will review the stories that arrive first. It may also be a slow process to review novels, and though there are currently no restrictions to the story...yet, this one dislikes most LitRPG, system, and fanfiction novels."
A moment of silence. The moment stretches longer, and you realize that this is all the stranger wanted to say.
You take this opportunity to collect your thoughts before cautiously asking the man wearing a fake beard, "Who are you, and where am I? And how did I get here? Did you kidnap me?"
The man replies, "Who am I is not important, and as this one has said earlier, welcome to my private garden. However, your last two questions, fellow daoist, are very humorous." He turns to look at you. "Because I did not kidnap you. You came here willingly."
You blink. "No I didn't."
"You know how you did."
"How?"
"You know exactly how." The man stares at you for a few more moments before he returns to moongazing. This time, he hums a few notes...
...You do not recognize the tune.
For the time being, you turn to look at the scroll hovering behind the stranger.
List (Cultivation Novel Priority)
List (Regular)Nobody
Ravenswood [A Transmigration Isekai Fantasy]
I have placed my story before fake-beard master in hopes that his gaze shall leave the moon and fall upon my work.Charisma
I expected there to be a whole lot more people. Feedback sounded pretty great and thorough to me.Oh well! Here's my story! And... uhm... it's a System novel. The MC doesn't get access to the System until... *checks chapters* Chapter 16: A Magical System's Reflection. So you've got a long while to decide whether to leave while you still can before you deal with the MC's numbers going up.Edit: I loved the scene by the way. Absolutely hilarious, and honestly, despite the fake beard, that stranger is just plain badass. I LOVED IT! Pretty cool and innovative!The Occult Files Of Michael Bloom
Despite its small amount of chapters I would like some feedback for this story of mine if you would, and of course I'd accept the tea.
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(Printed further below are many lines of smaller sized, blue-green glowing symbols, although to you, none of it is readable. You even fail to recognize where a word begins and where it ends. You can, however, appreciate the small sketches of random animals that accompany this wall of mysterious text. One of these pictures depicts a deer and a rabbit grazing together.)
Directly in front of you, the expensive-looking jade slip reflects a sliver of silver light, trying its best to attract your attention and remind you that it's there. To its side, a cup of fragrant tea coolly sits; steam from the tea rises and dissipates into the air. A little farther away lies the teapot who, after "cruelly" being separated from its teacup children, sobs in an exaggerated manner... you are not sure how you know this to be true.
You can still hear the stream gently splash against the pavilion's foundation.
(TLDR)
- Post your story's Scribble Hub link.
- I will read a portion of your story.
- I will review and rate what I've read.
- I prefer cultivation novels.
- I do not like LitRPG, system, and fanfiction, but you can still post them.
- Reviews may be slow.
- Did you drink the tea?
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