Can I get a loan

[So_Indecisive]

To be repaid in 250 years(don't worry I'm immortal cause I've not really decided of I'm going to die or not)

 

[Terrate]

Best thing I can give is 20$

 

[Assurbanipal_II]

To be repaid in 250 years(don't worry I'm immortal cause I've not really decided of I'm going to die or not)

How much and what interest rate?

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

There is a slight problem with this I am a monkey and I am not immortal, if you pay me back within my mortal life span than gladly.

 

[Corty]

Send this to me ASAP, and we can make it happen.

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Sure let me just have your entire family lineage as collateral

 

[NineHeadHeavenDevouringSerpent]

Will $1,000,000,000,000,000 do?

 

[Agentt]

 

[Keriahenta]

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What the fuck

 

[georgelee5786]

How about you give me your liver for money

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

I will give you $5 for your kidney. Then, I will upsell.

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

I will give you $5 for your kidney. Then, I will upsell.

Mom, we both know you don't got five dollars

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

Mom, we both know you don't got five dollars

 

[So_Indecisive]

Best thing I can give is 20$

Sure thing . If you can't find me you'll surely find my descendants

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Are you in America?

 

[Woolen_Bat_Monkey]

You heard me wrong I meant to say is that we both know that's just pocket change to you. With all that wealth you have and all.... Please spare me

 

[So_Indecisive]

Are you in America?

Nah I'm African

 

[RepresentingEnvy]

You heard me wrong I meant to say is that we both know that's just pocket change to you. With all that wealth you have and all.... Please spare me

Good monkey.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Nah I'm African

Alas, I do not know how loans work on that continent.

 

[doravg]

You want some quick money? I know this one AI generator on DeviantArt who makes 5–10 Dollars per pic for some furry pics. You can get in on it. Here is a link to his profile, so you can get an idea as to what sells:

https://www.deviantart.com/chrisd19

Feed someone once, they will end up hungry again. Teach them how to fish, and they will never go hungry again!